It's your civic duty to vote: Are you Pro or Anti- Buttcrack Smilie

[LynneSin]

Matcom has thrown the in the gauntlet and us anti-buttcracksmilies are fighting back. It is your civic duty as freedom-loving Americans to vote whether you want the buttcrack smilie or you'd rather put this shameful part of DU back in the closets where we don't have it openly flaunted; corrupting the morals of our children.

It's your turn to vote!!

[skooooo]

1. How can anyone be against "smiley-butt"???!!!

FASCIST PIGS!

[chimpymustgo]

4. I am just too conflicted to vote right now.

I do support everyone's rights - including the smiley-butt - but I also have an impressionable adolescent daughter.

This is just too gut-wrenching a decision to make without having a couple of drinks. I'll get back to you.

[mopaul]

7. dont' be a post turtle, make up your mind!

a turtle, stranded on top of a post, doesn't know which way to fall, so he just sits there, impotent, on the post. don't be like that, do'nt be an undecided voter on this weighty matter of grave concern to our union.

more trouble will arise from indecision, than simply taking a stand.

[skooooo]

8. Suck it up you wimp, and vote for FREEDOM!

Or we'll hate you for being a fascist pig!

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. For reasons I have stated in another thread, I believe it is unfair for

the butt crack smiley to receive any sort of special attention over and above the normal treatment which is given to all smileys...say like the punk rock smileys. They count too, and have yet to come to this board and whine about mistreatment. :hi: And look at that hi smiley, he does his job all day long and yet never one complaint. And he has the decency to keep his behind in the behind. ;) and look at that winking smiley....

[blondeatlast]

3. ButtcrackSmiley is ABB. Let him stay! nt

[THUNDER HANDS]

5. isn't there a third way?

Can't there be a conscensus reached on this most pressing buttcrack smilie issue?

Where's Bill Clinton when you need him?

[Florida_Geek]

6. I like them all

:evilgrin:

[freetobegay]

9. Other

Depends on the crack.

[matcom]

10. BUTTCRACKSMILEY'S UNITE!

for we shall one day take over the world

i DEMAND equal ButtcrackSmiley rights NOW!

come, we MARCH ON THE SUPREME COURT DEMANDING OUT RIGHTS!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. You sir, are getting a bit to big for your britches...er, or lack thereof.

;)

[LynneSin]

14. I think we should INSIST on a constitutional amendment...

....banning the buttcrack smilie. Our world will be safe once we know that all buttcracks are properly covered. It's the way God wanted it or we'd still all be in the Garden of Eden with our clothes on:

Genesis 3:6-7

6 When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it. 7 Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.

[SarahB]

11. I love Mr Buttcrack Smiley

My children love him too. :loveya: But my children are a bit :bounce: sometimes!

[underpants]

12. YES! I am pro anti-buttcrack smilie

:bounce:

[Design8edGrouch]

15. If we are going to ban the buttcrack smilie,

We should also ban that nasty looking pair of underpants. I have always held the belief that when underpants begin to move across the screen all by themselves it is way beyond the time to change them.

[LynneSin]

16. They are kinda dingy looking...

....I mean, has he heard of Clorox

:eyes:

[mopaul]

17. don't think i haven't noticed those awful underpants.....

and the dept. of homeland decency has been notified.

[underpants]

18. Well they better bring a lunch.........

'cause that fight will take AALLLLLLL day.

:bounce:

Truth be told them only made their way back onto my sig line by

POPULAR DEMAND

[LynneSin]

19. But couldn't you have put on a clean white pair??

Is that too much to ask?

How about switching to these thongs

[SOteric]

20. You can have my buttcrack smilie

when you pry my lips from it's cold, yellow ass.

[LynneSin]

21. STOP IT - it's this kind of LEWD behavior we're fighting against

(plus you made me spit my gum out and I had to peal it off my monitor here at work - DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!)

[GOPisEvil]

22. Buttkisser!

;-)

[LynneSin]

23. I hope the owner of the butt she is kissing is using this

(that's socal, for letting me steal your pic)

[matcom]

24. THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

you anti-buttcracksmiley people have been shot down. the votes have been cast and it is clear there is no place for you on this earth.

ALL of you fascists will now be sent to the isle of Guam where you shall forever be banished to manufacture inexpensive 'plugs' for those of us who appreciate the 'finer' things in life and all that which shall keep our ButtCrackSmiley's a Smilin'.

BE GONE NOW

[LynneSin]

25. Wait wait wait - Katherine Harris is helping out with the vote

:crazy:

[mopaul]

26. TORA! TORA! TORA!

is there a time limit on voting? who makes up these girls rules?
buttcracksmiley imperialism must give way to the anti-buttcracksmiley liberation front, and the proletariat fascist lackeys and bore jwa zee will loosen their yolk upon the common man!

this fight is not over, not by a longshot, not while i still draw breath, and still have control of my faculties.

chairman mo

[LynneSin]

27. Yeah, they had Katherine Harris purge the voter list

She purged names left and right from the registered voter list including a high number of people who fall in a certain minority group that are notorious strong anti-buttcrack smilie voters.

I'd try to take this to the Supreme Court, but those judges are close personal friends of the M.A.T.C.O.M. group and will surely judge against us before all the votes are properly counted!!

[mopaul]

31. RIGHT ON!!

i got your back till the last dog dies!

[matcom]

28. i would first like a 'plug' in lime green please

AND MAKE IT SNAPPY

*damned serfs* x(

[mopaul]

29. what....no snappy comeback?....

it's been 3 minutes since i posted 'tora tora tora', and where are you? hiding behind some skirts, or a stack of lesbian porn?
you can run, but you cant' hide, sooner or later, you'll be flushed out of your spider hole and locked up with noriega, hussein, and all other buttcracksmiley cultists. the speed to which you responded to my post could be called glacial.

how do you like it when somebody pushes a buttcracksmiley that you never asked for ON YOU?

you don't like it do ya huh? no, ya don't like that too much huh?

i didnt' thinkso

[matcom]

30. not hiding - look up

*tapping foot waiting for my damned Plug*

[mopaul]

33. here........!

happy?

[LynneSin]

34. Damn those things look painful

OUCH!!!

[matcom]

35. 2 problems

1)It is NOT LIME GREEN
2)It does NOT have the official "Made By Matcom Serfs In Guam" STAMP!!

x(

counterfeit DAMMIT!!

[LynneSin]

36. There: MATCOM approved Butt Plugs

[matcom]

37. when i saw the first buttplug hit the ground i thought to myself

"that is one terrible photoshop" :D

[LynneSin]

38. HEY! They're lime green and they have your seal of approval

Git over yerself dude!!!

[buddhamama]

32. i'm in favor

of matcom's asscrack smilie, a little levity goes a long way.

[Canuckistanian]

39. I may not like Buttcrack Smilie

But I'll defend to the death his right to show butt.

[Mick Knox]

40. dont care really...