I wish you would have given me this written question ahead of time...

[Fenris]

...so I could plan for it. (Laughter.)

What's so funny? I'm serious. Gosh, you know, I just – I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with anything that wasn't on the scripts that I try to memorize... Sheesh, this is a little awkward, huh? I see Condi and Karl are squirming around in their seats over here to my right. Of course with Karl, it might just be the hemorrhoids. Boy's got a regular bowl of grapes down there! (Laughter.)

Well, what I can say about mistakes is that that's a word that has an "E" in it, which just so happens to be the second letter in TERROR!!! I am committed to fighting TERROR!!! Saddam was a dangerous man. He assumed power illegally. He had weapons. He used them. He terrorized and killed thousands of Iraqis while he himself lived in oppulent splendor funded by oil. Gosh, come to think of it, him and me have lots in common, don't we? Maybe that's my mistake – not growing a big handlebar mustache and assassinating my political rivals with bullets instead of lies! (Laughter.)

Let's see, last question here. Hold on for a second. Those who yell will not be asked. I'll tell you a guy who I've never heard from – Chipmunk-Face from NPR.

http://whitehouse.org/news/2004/041304.asp