DU Ladies: If Bush were the last man on earth, how likely would you be...

[Mobius]

to mate with him to propigate the species?
Lower numbers indicatiing less likely. Please remember you could always have the option of having the child raised by wolves or something. Really try to put yourself in this position. The world actually has 2 human beings, You (a female) and Him .....
Here are some visual aids:

[tigereye]

1. no no and no

a thousand times ( or google) times no!

[VelmaD]

2. Two words.

Ew. No.

[Mobius]

5. come on Velma!

you know you harbor secret desires for him :P :tinfoilhat:

[VelmaD]

9. Nope...just the not-so-secret desire...

to beat him about the head and shoulders with a shovel.

[elfwitch]

15. couldn't you categorize that as

cruelty to shovels?

[Mobius]

17. No Im pretty sure the shovel would like it

:shrug:

[kitkatrose]

3. I believe that scientists have found a way

to fuse two eggs together. I will be the only parent. Unless I went into a sperm bank and stole some frozen sperm. :think: I'm sure I can find a way to reproduce without contaminating the human species w/ W's genes. :puke:

[Mobius]

4. Electricity would be gone and the sperm melted

sorry, its W or extinction

[July]

8. Gimme extinction then!

It's not like the offspring would be actual humans, anyway.

[wryter2000]

6. There wouldn't be any point

Who would the offspring mate with?

[Mobius]

12. they are Bush offspring, so eachother I guess

untill we get rescued by aliens.

[foreigncorrespondent]

7. Well I guess...

...if I was the last woman on earth, then there would be no more humans. LOL I ain't gonna go near his you know what with a ten foot barge poll, let alone any part of my body.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Perish the thought!

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. Bush is a man?

:shrug:

[supernova]

11. Extinction is a good possiblity

if it's just me and chimpboy. :puke:

[Lizz612]

13. Ew. No.

Besides, there would be no other people so the whole founder effect would produce genetically mutated children after a few generations. So they would be mutated and decedent from Bush, I couldn't do that to them.

[Kadie]

14. Ew! Yuck! Pooey! Icky! Blech! Yucky! spppllllttttt!

NO!

[Mobius]

16. Actually you could use his sperm to..

fertilize your eggs in a petrie dish, take out all of his dna, and make clones of yourself. Have the kkids in close sucession, so there would be no age disparity, leaving one alone for an extended period of time. You could keep him in a cage, and use his sperm to clone your offspring, or possibly mutate gorilla dna to be suitable to use as human dna, to increase the genepool.

[Lisa]

24. in theory, * would be superfluous

(since he is, in real life anyway)

A woman could clone herself from her own eggs. I would be tempted to pick parthenogenesis over propagating either Poppy or Bar's genes.

[Misinformed01]

18. I need more information to base my answer on

1. Are the liquor stores still there....IE: can I get a bottle of Jack Daniels?

2. Are the pharmacies still there....IE: can I get some valium?

3. Are the sperm donor banks still there...IE: does I have to throw off the evolutionary process by mating with a chimp?

Stephanie

[Mobius]

20. Well the electricity would melt the sperm

maybe if you hurried, there could be a chance? :shrug:

[skippysmom]

19. No way in hell

If the entire human race had to be descended from that idiot...well, it may as well die out.

[Mobius]

21. yeah i guess so

but if they were only raised by you, they might be ok then.

[TEXASYANKEE]

22. Hell NO!

If he were the last man on Earth, I would feel it my absolute duty to NOT procreate. His genes should not be allowed to continue.

[Lisa]

23. I'd go with the practical joke option

He fancies himself a prankster, but the man does NOT react well when the joke is him. It would be fun to mess with his mind. (Hey, I'd have to do something if DU weren't available anymore.)

[Mobius]

25. how about ...

throwing what he thinks is anthrax powder into his face, and then laughing"Its only powdered sugar!"

[Piperay]

26. NO! ...

the species would have to die out. Anyway that would be the best thing cause it would end anymore bush genes and the evil and stupidity would be at an end.