Good Afternoon...Ladies and Gentlemen....(pun thread)

[PopSixSquish]

my name is PopSixSquish and I'll be your host for this thread.

A man by the name of Tates...invented a type of compass....unfortunately, it was not a very good compass and many who bought it and tried to use it to find their way were never heard of again....this lead to the saying:
"He who has a Tates is lost"

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[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. That was cute!

How the hell are ya?

[PopSixSquish]

2. Howdy

I am the hell fine. Keeping busy, trying to find a job. Going in for my 3rd interview next week. Perhaps the Kerry campaign needs me to do a commercial on the "jobless" recovery?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. How long have you been off?

[PopSixSquish]

5. Since September

My choice though - long story. Relocation from left coast, etc.

[PopSixSquish]

3. And Did You Know That....

People who work on the railroad have a different kind of hearing than do other people..the reason is that they have engine ears.


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[Aristus]

6. Did you hear about the Englishman singing an Irish tune out of his ass?

It was a London derriere.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. Bwahahahaha!

Funny.

[UrbScotty]

8. William Tell was on a bowling team with his family

Records of how well their team did or the name of their team.

Thus, we may never know For Whom the Tells Bowled.

[PopSixSquish]

9. Nice!

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