I done been told

[felonious thunk]

So I have a Kerry sign taped on my car, and was at the mall the other night. When I came out, there was a sign under my wiper. On his discarded Chic Fil A bag, someone felt the need to expand my horizons and let me know his deep thoughts on this year's Presidential election. The ripped portion of the Chic Fil A bag told me that:

"Jon Kerry sucks"

Profound. I turned to my wife, and said, "You know honey, that ripped fast food bag makes a lot of sense to me. Perhaps I should reconsider my worldview, as this person has so graciously asked that I do."

At least he didn't key my car.

[AlCzervik]

1. no keying

but he probably put a really tiny slow leak into your tires that you havent discovered yet.

[muchacho]

4. Yeah...

check your brake line too.

[felonious thunk]

7. No, nothing like this happened.

I checked the car pretty thoroughly. There are assholes on both sides, but I think even if you support Bush you aren't very likely to damage property just because you disagree. Yes, it happens, but 99% of people haven't quite crossed that line.

[Redneck Socialist]

2. Republican talking point

Apparently this is the latest republican talking point. Just today while driving home I spied the very same message spray painted on a piece of plywood propped up along side the road.

You can say this about the pubs, they do a good job staying on message.

:)

[TheBlob]

3. I don't know how you guys do it.

Thank God I don't have a car.
Cause if I did, it would be covered with bumperstickers and I'd either be getting in fights every day or taking my car to the repair shop.

[AlCzervik]

5. Well if you do get a car

maybe you'll see some of these. I love this guy whomever he is.
http://www.freewayblogger.com/

[smiley_glad_hands]

6. I work in rural Va-----absolutely no stickers on any of my vehicles other

than American Flags. Call me paranoid---don't care--but I'm not looking for trouble during the day while trying to earn a living.