MASSIVE PUKE ALERT!

[ButterflyBlood]

check out this excerpt I found in an article from some wingnut Jew at LiesMax:

My recurring nightmare is that one day, Joe Lieberman, Chuck Schumer, Diane Finestein, Barbara Boxer, Robert Wexler and Burt Aronson arrive at the Pearly Gates to see God. And they ask: “God, we gave so much as elected officials and still we could not save Israel. Why didn’t you help?” And God replied: “Who do you think sent George W. Bush?”

:puke: :puke:

[rockymountaindem]

1. How any Jew could write that is beyond me...

I'd like to see some of his credentials as a member of the tribe.

On edit: That came out way worse than it was supposed to sound. He can keep that piece of evidence in his pants. I'd like to hear him say the Aleinu without laughing.

[Taverner]

5. Jews are just like anyone else

Freepers can be Jews...Progressives can be Jews...Jews can sometimes not even be Jewish...and sometimes Gentiles can be Jews (see Big Lebowski)

Now you can all thank me for overstating the obvious.


Oh yeah, oxygen and two parts hydrogen makes water.

[rockymountaindem]

6. And yet it's ok for us to call Bush* un-Christian.

People here at DU frequently say that just because Bush* claims to be Christian that doesn't make it so. People can make judgments here about Bush* being un-Christian, and we all cheer it because he's soooo mean that he makes a mockery of Christian peacefulness and love-thy-neighbor philosophy. However, I call someone's adherance to what I believe to be real Jewish principles into question and all of a sudden I'm being intolerant?

Furthermore, I think that most Jews who subscribe to the Bush* doctrine already belong to PNAC. I was kind of hoping that this author who was quoted in the original post was just being a poser.

[Exgeneral]

2. why do you expose your brain to that garbage

it might stick like that

[alittlelark]

3. Sounds like a joke my Fundie mother would send...

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Sorry for all the barf on your floor.

[JohnLocke]

4. As a Jew, I indeed barf.

[AlCzervik]

8. as another fellow

Jew it makes me angry. Yes embrace the fundies and we'll all go to Israel and wait for the end!!!! *$**$%@$(#**%$$$!!!!

[Deja Q]

7. Funny. Bus his* own actions, * was sent by Satan.

Who's this God chap again? :shrug:

[drumwolf]

9. Barf, indeed.

Many of the same people who think God sent the Chimperor to save Israel from THOSE EVIL SATANIC MUSLIMS also think that the Jews are nothing more than pawns in the road to Armageddon and will eventually be forced to convert to Christianity or perish in hell. IOW, at the end of the day, they're only marginally more interested in seeing Jews and Israelis live their lives in peace than Hamas are.

What would happen if someone tried to explain this to that Jewish wingnut? Would his head explode? Or would he cover his head over his ears and say "CLENIS CLENIS CLENIS IT'S ALL HIS FAULT LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA LA"?

[zbdent]

10. Remind the poster that the nightmare is that God sent George Bush

Therefore, God must have hated the Jews after all.

Remember also, God sent the Nazis.