Tag-team limericks!

[pagerbear]

I'll start:

There once was an urso named Pager

[alittlelark]

1. Who had a problem that was major

[alittlelark]

5. then he looked at his spam

[alittlelark]

6. and said "for that I am"

[alittlelark]

7. And now the ladies are no 'longer' strangers!

[Bertha Venation]

2. who hooked up with a grizzly road-rager

[alittlelark]

8. they hung out in the car

[alittlelark]

9. Drinkin' from a mason jar

[alittlelark]

10. In the morning their headaches were MAJOR!

[Mikimouse]

3. who toted a verbal 12 gauger

:evilgrin:

[pagerbear]

4. Ooh! Excellent!

[Mikimouse]

15. Had a great deal of fun...

while making freeps run...and burn their ideas au brazier. (Not terribly good, but it has been a long day-sorry)

[alittlelark]

11. He shot his wad

[alittlelark]

12. and his friends did nod...

[alittlelark]

13. and say " boy that was one * rager!

[Deja Q]

14. who decided to gag her

(I knew I should have said it earlier!)

[alittlelark]

16. There once was a man from Nantucket

[put out]

17. A frat rat vacations in Crawford,

Nothin' fancy, all daddy could afford,

[alittlelark]

19. but it's just a stage set

[alittlelark]

20. designed for the jet-set

[alittlelark]

21. That few others could afford!

[put out]

22. We'll find out that it's all made of cardboard!

[alittlelark]

18. A friend named Sierra told me.....