The Umbrella Drink of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "I don't see what's so wrong about writing 'The Wad' over all these little flags. . . Laura can be such a bitch sometimes . . . Gee, . . . they're just the right size, and might be just the thing to kick off my new campaign: Duck Wad for President!!! Gee, when everybody finds out I got such a swell nickname (just like a regular guy and everything!), they'll be sure to vote for me. . . . Hmmmm. Maybe they would look better with just 'WAD' printed on them, crosswise . . . with real thick, black printing . . . Hmmm."

[citizen snips]

1. what am I holding?

[Kadie]

2. W: I wonder why they always have flags around me. Wonder what they mean?

[asjr]

3. I thought you were going to

show a picture of a Mai Tai and ask when you were serving.

[rock]

4. We freederized Iraq and all we got was these crummy flags!

[peekaloo]

5. No matter how fast she works her hand Pickles' flag remains limp.

Life with George *sigh*

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[cosmicdot]

6. Laura and George audition for the movie 'Foul Play''s chase scene

... visiting Japanese couple caught up in the excitement of a cross-town car chase ...

[mac1000a]

7. These would be so much cooler if they had tanks drawn on them

[Fenris]

8. "'Made in China'? What the fuck?"

[Elidor]

9. "All I can do is twirl this little flag."

"That's the extent of my plan for the War on Terra: twirl the flag, talk tough, and sound important. God, help me."

God help us all.