What is your favorite episode of COPS?

[Renew Deal]

[Archae]

1. Any of them with them busting drunks.

It is always hilarious when they bust a guy so drunk he's falling down, but says, "I'sh only had a fewsh beersh!" :-)

[AspenRose]

2. In Houston once,

this cop busts this "bum" hanging out by a convenience store.

Cop: Are you a Transient?
Bum: Nossir, I's an Amurrikun.

COPS seems to hang out in Albuquerque a lot. So much so that the mayor tried to kick them out because he thought it was hurting tourism....

[Renew Deal]

3. The big naked black dude in Philly wrestling with 2 cops.

The 2 cops were two older overweight flat foot type guys. It was pretty funny.

[pinto]

4. Woman asks cops to arrest person who "stole" her $20 selling fake crack.

[Renew Deal]

5. lol

Every time I watch it I say the same thing. I can't believe how stupid people are. I mean they do the dumbest shit.

[Nailzberg]

10. That's a great one.

I like when the cop asks the other woman if she or her son sold the woman fake crack, and she said she doesn't sell drugs, she's a prostitute. Whole gang of winners there.

My favorite cops episodes are the Mardi Gras ones. I used to work concerts and event security, so those ones get me pumped up.

[Another Bill C.]

6. Trucker wearing the teddy

Next to that, the drunken fat guy with no shirt on who's just beat up his wife/girlfriend -- wait a minute -- that's all of them.

[Kathleen04]

9. lol, You beat me to it..

I said the same thing below..

[maveric]

7. Any Florida trailer park disturbance episode.

The dumbest white people I have ever seen.

[Kathleen04]

8. The one with the shirtless guy w/ the beer gut

and the trashy chick yelling..

Oh wait, that's every episode. ;)

[CreekDog]

11. that one episode where the guy sweared up and down...

that he didn't do anything. Remember that one?!

[Algorem]

12. The one where they arrest the intoxicated poor people who are whacko

enough to sign the form and take the little bit of money FAUX pays em to let them put the tape on TV.Which is every episode,also my least favorite episode.

[mitchum]

13. The one where they bust the white collar embezzelers...

Ooops...I forgot that COPS was designed as a show where the bourgeois can delight in the plight of the prole. What the hell was I thinking?

[JohnKleeb]

14. lol hmmm

I think there was one where the lady is like she sold me bad crack or something. Oh another, the guy was shooting his gun and he said something about bananas. All and all its hilarious.