CAPTION the pledge of allegiance with Uncle Dick now...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

I pledge allegiance to the NRA
And the racist policies on which it stands
And against the republic, but for the corporations
All profit, all the time
No matter the death toll or logic of our foes
We will continue to fight to prove we are an aggrieved people
For what we call Liberty and Justice for us.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Zeig Heil, NRA!

n/t

[sniffa]

2. i'm having a stroke!

[shockingelk]

3. "My heart go go any time ..."

I volunteer my position to Ken Lay once he is cleared of all those ridiculous charges"

[Wickerman]

4. "Get a life!"

[Lefty48197]

5. You'll have to pry this gun from my cold dead...

Wha? Hey! Where'd my gun go??

[carols]

6. How come the left side of my face curls up when I raise my right hand?

n/t
Carol

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. must be that string from his finger to his lip

[peekaloo]

8. Raise your right hand to God, with your left grab your rod.

Too bad Big Dick won't be striking this pose for the 9/11 panel.

[BringEmOn]

9. "Raise your hand if you and a Supreme Court Justice

have killed hundreds of caged birds in one canned hunt"

[cosmicdot]

10. CrashCart: Good afternoon, I haven't spoke in front of an all white male

audience since, well, since the last time I spoke to you (laughter) ... I swear ... so, let me begin with a joke I told Scalia when we went hunting the other week ...