DeposeTheBoyKing
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Sun Apr-18-04 04:50 PM
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Poll question: Should I eat the pizza? |
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My husband is taking a nap, and the remaining three pieces of pizza are calling my name. Should I:
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Sun Apr-18-04 04:51 PM
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1. Is there a law against cutting one of the pieces in half... |
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...and sharing them equally? :)
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DeposeTheBoyKing
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Sun Apr-18-04 04:53 PM
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Yes. The pieces are already quite small.
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Sun Apr-18-04 05:00 PM
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negotiate the other two when he wakes up.
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Sun Apr-18-04 05:02 PM
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4. How often is it the other way around? |
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Sun Apr-18-04 05:04 PM
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5. Didn't they go *bad*??? |
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Sun Apr-18-04 05:16 PM
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6. When he gets up, just innocently ask |
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What pizza?
Confusion and then diversion. After confusing him, and before he has a chance to clear the mental cobwebs and reply, ask him "Why don't we ever get Chinese delivery?" Or "Why are you always thinking about pizza instead of ME???????"
that should do it.
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Sun Apr-18-04 05:57 PM
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7. He who snoozes loses!!! |
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If he's from a big family he will definitely understand......
after awhile.
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