I NEED SOME SPACE!!!!

[SarahB]

My snoopy children just found something they shouldn't have. :mad: :grr: :crazy:

[gristy]

1. details, details!

You'll fill us in, won't you?

[SarahB]

2. Use your imagination

I must hide now.

[ikojo]

3. Is it battery powered?

Or is it of an herbal nature?

I have QUITE the imagination.

[SarahB]

5. battery

I think it's time for something with locks. :(

[Madrone]

8. LMAO - oh you poor, poor thing.

I feel for you, I really do.

I don't know what would be more mortifying - a discovery by parents, or by children.

*L* Wooooweeeee - now's a good time for me to be thankful I live ALONE :)

[SarahB]

9. And it was my oldest too.

She figured it out. Now I have to have another talk later tongight. Oh Lord, help me.

[Lizz612]

14. Well at least she's a smart kid.

I don't envy you right now, sorry. Good luck with that talk.

[liberalhistorian]

10. ROFLMAO!

OMG, I can't stop laughing! I'm sorry, I know it's not funny to you, but it sure is from THIS side of the fence! My almost 13-year-old son and I live with my parents, as we have since he was born, and I make sure I keep my little, ahem, toy, WELL-hidden so that sometimes I can't even find it. I don't know what would be worse, my mom or my son finding it!

[Purrfessor]

50. Wow! A battery-powered bong!

I didn't know they made such things.

[matcom]

4. I WAS HIDING IN THE CLOSET WHERE YOU TOLD ME TO!!

not MY fault they found me!!!!

:D

[SarahB]

7. Is that what that strange noise was?

Hurry up and get back in there, slave boy. I will use you later!!! :spank:
Stop trying on my dresses in there too!!!

[tigereye]

33. my son is amused by the little yellow guy

sorry he saw the matcom climber... didn't mean to interrupt a more serious disussion. Don't know what I would say if devices were found. I don't have any, so.

[oneighty]

6. Speech speech!

Whaaaa Hooooooo

180

[SarahB]

11. I don't even know what to say.

Anyone have a clue?

[oneighty]

18. Yes!

Where that come from?

180

[Zinfandel]

12. I'll leave you alone.

[Endangered Specie]

13. How old is he/ she...

IT would be a good way to break the ice hand have the "talk".

[SarahB]

15. She's 12

She already knows. Now, we have to give an addendum to "the talk".

[southerngirlwriter]

17. What are you afraid of?

The uncomfortableness factor? Or that she'll make assumptions about the sex life of you and her dad??

My suggestion would be not to blow it out of proportion. You said she figured out what it was, right? Isn't the only thing to cover now the fact that she is forbidden from snooping through your things??

[SarahB]

20. I'm not afraid

I'm overall pretty comfortable with this type of thing. Just slightly uncomfortable because it's more of an adult subject. I just realized I might get this thread locked. Better be careful.

[southerngirlwriter]

23. I gotcha.

Well, I wish you the best of luck. I'm sure that, having a smart liberal like you for a mom, she's fairly well-informed about sex already. It probably won't be as bad as you think. :-)

Good luck! :hi:

[MsSnood]

16. LOL!

Kids do the darndest things - ROTFL!

I'm sorry, it's NOT funny.

Hehehe! Sorry. ahem!

[SarahB]

21. Well, it is pretty funny

I'd be laughing even more if it was someone else myself.

[Madrone]

19. Could always be worse -

Reminds me of a story I heard once -

Mom and 5 year old daughter are checking out in a store. Daughter is unruly, begging, and misbehaving. Mom tells daughter "If you don't knock it off I'm going to tell Grandma you were bad in the store."

Daughter says to mom "Oh yeah? Well I'LL tell grandma I saw you kissing daddy's peepee!"

[SarahB]

31. We were walked in on once

Years ago. It was by a very sleepy young 2 year old who didn't know what she saw. Thank goodness for locks. :D

[blondeatlast]

22. Just tell them your jaw hurts!

Remember the old ads in the back of the women's mags, like Women's Day? Where she holds it gently next to her face?

[MsSnood]

26. ROTFLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[blondeatlast]

28. I take it you've seen them?

I was about 10 when I saw one in my sister's room. I honestly asked her what part of her face hurt...

You can imagine the look on her face!

[MsSnood]

32. LOL!

No, I was laughing at asking if her jaw hurts.

This is just getting hilarious. LOL!

I don't have a problem with this. I'm just trying to imagine explaining this to a 12 year old! LOL!

[blondeatlast]

44. I know--I was kidding, but sometimes it's hard to tell. No harm, no foul.

[MsSnood]

46. No problem

[Kadie]

27. ROFLMAOPMP

[JohnKleeb]

24. birthday presents?

:shrug:
I dunno, Ive never had this happen, I am not a parent.

[latebloomer]

25. My daughter found mine, when she was about 5

and I told her it was a 'massager." Guess yours is far too old and wise for that.

I imagine she wants to have this "talk' even less than you do.

[SmileyBoy]

29. Ah, the male's biggest rival.

...

[SarahB]

30. Sometimes it takes the pressure off them too.

I haven't figured out if with men I'm too desirable or not desirable enough, but every one of them seems to have issues somewhere. :shrug: In the meantime.....I get by with a little help from my friend....:7

[DS1]

34. Tell her daddy likes omelets in bed, in that is your egg beater

Yeah, dat's the ticket!

[name not needed]

47. pun intended?

think about that one.

[DS1]

48. *chuckle* No, but thanks for pointing that out

:evilgrin:

[Amaya]

35. Those pesky kids!

:D LMAO!

[SarahB]

37. Yeah, you just wait a couple more years.

:crazy:

[Amaya]

38. Mine is locked in a safety deposit box

:evilgrin:

[TOhioLiberal]

49. must be quite a trip to the bank to get it....

:)

[SarahB]

36. Okay, so I had a nice chat

Basically it was along these lines: "Adult sexuality is a normal, natural thing, but it is an adult activity, so you need to stay out of our private things." She basically, said, "Yeah, yeah, I know mom. I won't do that again."

Obviously, if I posted it here, I'm not too uptight about this kind of thing. It was just a bit...uh...unexpected and sort of funny.

[MsSnood]

39. Glad the talk worked out okay

[opiate69]

40. Was the scene similar to this?

http://www.kicken.com/funnyfiles/www.kicken.com-ruim.es.op.mpg

In any case, I can relate.. the kids stumbled upon Mrs Opiate's little friend a few weeks ago, but they're a bit younger than yours, so they have no idea what they were playing with..

[SarahB]

42. LOL!

That would have been if it was my youngest. That was funny though. :7

[KCDem]

41. look on the bright side

Your 12-y-old is probably totally grossed out right now and will never snoop through your things again! :hi:

[SarahB]

43. That about sums it up.

I think the poor kid was seriously grossed. :hi:

[NMDemDist2]

45. why not let her lead the conversation?

be honest but don't give her any info she doesn't ask for

[Zomby Woof]

51. here ya go!