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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:01 PM
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Has anyone seen my balls?


Oh, wait! There they are. :evilgrin:
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billybob537 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:04 PM
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1. You got a lot of balls!!!
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:09 PM
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5. And none of them are brass...
Not what I expected:)
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whirlygigspin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:04 PM
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2. wait...let me get my tennis raquet
my serve?
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:06 PM
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3. I got a bat


I'm ready to play.
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:06 PM
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4. "Some balls are held for charity,
and some for fancy dress,
but when their held for pleasure
their the balls that I like best."
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:10 PM
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6. your balls look slightly mishapen, and bumpy nt
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:15 PM
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8. SCHWEDDY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!
:7
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:17 PM
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9. no one can resist the schweddy family recipie! lol nt
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:24 PM
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11. every time I see that
I crack up; it is a priceless skit. How on earth did Baldwin keep a straight face? :D
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:11 PM
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7. Best. Subject. Ever.!
eom
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:24 PM
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10. Are you talking bout these?



Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
and two or three egg whites.
A half a stick of butter?. Melted?
stick it all in a bowl baby.
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon.

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
stick em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
So suck on my balls.

Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy.
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla.
Grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick.
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
and give that spoon a lick?

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.

Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
there packed full of goodness, high on fiber.
Suck on my balls.

(sniff, sniff, sniff)
Hey, wait a minute.
What's that smell.
Smell like something burning.
Well that don't confront me none.
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen.
Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion.
Oh man baby, baby!
You just burned my balls!
Help me, my balls on fire
????? baby
my balls are burning
give me some water!
Pour some water on me!
my balls are burning
oh my goodness,
I'm blow'n
I'm blow'n
do somethin

Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
They're on fire baby!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
put em out baby, blow
ohh
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate balls
come on baby
woo, woo
suck on my balls.
(blow blow)




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