Canada thread

[strategery blunder]

I'll let Dave Barry start...

<snip>
Q. WHAT IF I GET LOST IN THE WOODS?

A. The first thing you must do is get your bearings. If you don't have a compass, stand very still, and listen very carefully, until you hear this sound: ''eh-eh-eh.'' That is Canada. Whatever you do, don't go that way.
</snip>

http://campaign98.staugustine.com/stories/061701/new_0617010015.shtml

[LDS Jock]

1. blame Canada

Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canadas fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: There not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

[strategery blunder]

3. Ah, yes, all Canada's fault!

:)

[LDS Jock]

4. Its a song

South Park the movie. I love Canada!!!

[kitkatrose]

5. You got that song stuck in your head when you opened the thread, too?

[strategery blunder]

2. Kick for Canadians

:)

[strategery blunder]

6. Kick for Canadians Redux

[UrbScotty]

7. Okay, so Canada has produced a FEW good people...

I guess Celine Dion, Pter Jennings, Elvis Costello, and Jennifer Granholm.

But even GHranholm has since become an American citizen.

[ironflange]

9. I don't think Elvis C. is Canadian

And as for Celine, you can damn well keep her.

[Dark]

8. Uh, well. . .

Q. WHAT IF I GET LOST IN THE WOODS?

A. The first thing you must do is get your bearings. If you don't have a compass, stand very still, and listen very carefully, until you hear this sound: ''eh-eh-eh.'' That is Canada. Whatever you do, don't go that way.

Unless there's a draft.

[freeforall]

10. I expect I'll be seeing a lot of you soon

with the coming draft. Bring your snow shovels!

[strategery blunder]

11. I thought Canada said it would return draft dodgers this time