If Someone Viewed Every Post You've Ever Written On DU...

[THUNDER HANDS]

In its entirety. Meaning, they sat down and looked at every post you've ever written, as far back as the DU search function could possibly go.

What picture would emerge from all your posts?

This recently happened to me as my sweet, dear, beautiful, gorgeous, girlfriend decided she wanted to know what I've been posting these past few years.

So she searched, and searched, and searched....

...and found it all.

I'm pretty sure she now thinks I'm insane. But for some reason, she still loves me (awww).

What would people say about you?

[trumad]

1. They would find that I am non-confrontational

and that I love all liberals including those who support Ralph nader.

[NoPasaran]

4. Not to mention having a whimsical sense of irony!

[blondeatlast]

17. That's you in a nutshell!

:eyes:

[supernova]

2. You mean she figured out

you're a perv? :evilgrin:

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. her...exact...words

I know, it shocked me too!

:D

[Robb]

5. The inescapable conclusion

...that I am some variety of Dingbat. :)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. That I'm Obsessed With Coltrane

I am a passivist

[dweller]

7. Ignored

can't see 'em, can't read 'em.

eom.
dp

[Champ]

8. I'd say she's insane

Searching up every single post you ever made. (Joking)

[matcom]

9. COULD YOU JUST IMAGINE???

:D

[THUNDER HANDS]

10. I should have told her my DU name was matcom

I'd love to see if she'd still be with me now.

:D

[matcom]

11. not a chance in hell

you would DEFINATELY be single :D

[blondeatlast]

15. Mrs. Matcom must be a pinnacle of patience.

I don't even know her, and I admire her!

[matcom]

18. ah, but she doesn't read most of my posts

:D

sometimes the secrete to a happy relationship is NOT sharing all information :P

[blondeatlast]

19. Don't I know it!

[Seldona]

12. Other

That I think for myself, and am an absolute news junkie.

Well hopefully anyway.

[VelmaD]

13. All of the above

I think I've been everything one your list at some point. :)

[blondeatlast]

14. I would have voted "Defy Labels," but then I'd be labeled!

[BlueJazz]

16. They would know I'm some kind of....

...Radicalliberal. :)

[SarahB]

20. Gad zooks!

Probably that I was a disgruntled wife and mommy (although less disgruntled there) who was also sappy, sensitive, silly, cute, curvy, and much skinnier than I used to be, nursing student who can argue with the best of them if I choose to, but I don't like to much with assorted precarious propensities at times. But my precarious propensities are my own business (well, mostly).
(Oh, and I apparently have a fan club, but I'm waiting for my noble servants to make me macaroni collages or show their posters of me that hang on their bedroom wall.)

Actually, I have no secrets anymore, so there's nothing anyone could find that I wouldn't just say (well, mostly). :7

[camero]

21. I've been pretty much all over the map

But I think my posts tend to stick up for the little guy the most. Somebody has to.

[mitchum]

22. That I'm caustic and love...

ellipses

[Dark]

23. I'm obsessed with

returning this gov't to the people.

[SOteric]

24. I would be forced to conclude

that such a person had no life and deeply needed a hobby.

[Parrcrow]

25. good spelller

that's what they'd say.