Man Drops Pants On Bar In Nightclub - Pants Around Ankles - Falls - Sues

[matcom]

story about 3/4 way down

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A Cincinnati man is suing a Fairfield nightclub, claiming he was injured while participating in a contest that required him to take down his pants.

According to the lawsuit, filed last week in the Butler County Clerk of Court's Office, Aaron Laine claims the Metropolis nightclub "failed to make the premises safe and provide reasonable protection" from injury.

The suit said Laine participated in a contest at the club on Forest Fair Drive on April 5, 2002. During the contest he was instructed to climb up on top of the bar and take down his pants. After he did so, he was pushed and could not regain his balance because his pants were around his ankles, so he fell, according to the lawsuit.

http://www.cincypost.com/2004/04/17/briefs041704.html

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Oh yeah...

This case has some real legs. Oh yeah. ;-)

[Dudley_DUright]

2. It is impressive that even the URL contains the topic of the story

/briefs ;-) If I didn't know better, I would think you were making up these wacky news stories.

[matcom]

3. MatcomNews is 100% Accurate

we don't make it up
we don't embellish

MatcomNews - We report you enjoy :D

[xchrom]

4. ok -- for those who know me

i of course love this story!
i want to know what were they looking for that these guys had to drop trow?
was this ''package night''?
can you imagine --''get up on the bar and take down your pants".
he's probably going to have to say those things in a court of law -- and then the lawyer will ask ''and mr. so & so, did you take down your pants?''
better and better.

[BostonTeaParty04]

5. And then we get the defense direct examination..........

Sir, once everyone saw that you had absolutely NOTHING to show them, once the pants were down, don't you think that you should have been pushed off that bar? That the crowd was reasonable to just get your package-less ass out of the way so a REAL MAN could step up there?