Joke of the day.

[tjwash]

A monk joins a monastery and needs to take his vow of silence. The head monk tells him, "OK, you get to speak two words every six months to relieve the pressure of not being able to speak, see you in six months".

Six months pass, and the head monk opens his door, and asks for his two words. The monk says "food, bad". the head monk nods, and says "see you in another six months". Six more months pass, and and the head monk opens his door, and asks for his two words. The monk says "bed, hard". The head monk nods, and says "see you in another six months". Six more months pass, and the head monk opens his door, and asks for his two words. The monk says "I, quit"

The head monk says "it's just as well I guess, you've done nothing but complain the entire time you've been here"