Yaaaaaaaaaaaay! (my wife told me I had to do this)

[underpants]

Last night a friend of ours invited us to go to a news comedy club in the new mall. She had won 10 free tickets by dropping her business card in a fishbowl. So we go and who is on the line-up?

First was a VERY funny guy named Pat Dixon. My sense of humor.

http://www.thecomedycatch.com/patdixon.htm

THEN the headliner-Jim FLorentine.

http://www.jimflorentine.com/home.html


He is the voice of SPecial Ed on Crank Yankers. I really don't like the show very much but he was pretty funny and he played a clip from his CD (available after the show thank you) in which Ed is trying to find out how much tickets are to a movie. It was actually a XXXrated theatre that he had called (he told us that afterwards) and each ticket was $5.

"Hey Lady -I'm NOT a lady I'm a guy- Hey lady how much are 4 tickets? ....(sigh) $20 Yaaaaaaaaaay I can bring two friends...How much are 5 tickets...." and so on.

So this morning everything is Yaaaaaaaaaaaay a cup of coffee Yaaaaaaaaay and Yaaaaaaaaaay I fed the cats Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

My wife said "Oh NO you aren't going to be saying that over and over for the next few days so get it out of your system at work or on the DU"

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

[SheepyMcSheepster]

1. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

my favorite crank yankers skit with him is when he is ask questions for a survey: "number 1: do you know any slow or special people?"
"number 9: do you know any slow or special people?"
"number 7: do you know any slow or special people?"

[Occulus]

3. I like this line

"Bread makes me poop"

[Beetwasher]

2. Dude! Crank Yankers is HILARIOUS!

Rarely do I laugh so hard at TV...