Blonde Joke Of The Day - April 19, 2004

[CO Liberal]

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over, and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry." She walks over to limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents of a can onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, down the road another 10 feet, he turns and waves, hops another ten turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says...





















(Are you ready for this?)





















(Are you sure?)





















(This is bad!)





















(It's not even a Blonde Joke!)





















(You know you could just click off and not read the punch line....)





















(You can still go back)





















(You know you're gonna be sorry)





















(Last chance)





















(OK, here it is)

It says,

"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave"

:-)

[BOSSHOG]

1. What an incredibly beautiful and happy story

On a similar note - two nuns got into a car wreck. A mechanic sent them to a fruit stand because he heard nuns traveled in "pairs."

[ugarte]

2. Is that a true story?

:)

[havocmom]

3. what's black, blue, brown and face down in the gravel?

Brunette who told one too many blonde jokes :evilgrin:

[BOSSHOG]

4. Sounds like the good start of an AC/DC song!

[CO Liberal]

6. Good Thing I'm a Redhead

:-)

[havocmom]

7. So is my daughter

She maintains a redhead knows the best way to a man's heart is ...
through his rib cage.

She also says a man can tell when he has satisified a redhead...
cuz she unties him.
;-)

[Endangered Specie]

8. What do you call dating a brunette?

Brown bagging it.

[DieboldMustDie]

9. Words of wisdom from Dolly Parton:

I don't mind folks telling jokes about "dumb blonds" 'cause I know I'm not dumb...



















... and I also know I'm not blond. ;)

[latebloomer]

5. My beautiful blonde 9-year-old recently asked me--

"Why do they always say blondes are dumb?"

It really bothers her.

[UrbScotty]

10. Why did the blonde nurse have a red pen?

She uses it to draw blood.