I'm Bored...Ask me anything.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

Another famous Duckie's Bored post. Help? I'm bored, and people on my wing have decided I'm not worth hanging out with anymore. Ask me anything, I guess...Be as creative and intrusive and funny as possible.
Duckie

[gyopsy]

1. What is this thing in your signature?

Is it your dog? It needs to be groomed.

It now appears like it might be a cat to me.

[ps1074]

2. looks like a cat to me

A cat that was in the washing machine for half an hour and didn't like it :)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. It's a cat...found him on the internet...

I assume his family just gave him a bath, and he's pissed about it. I've dubbed him Rufus.
Duckie

[arcane1]

3. do I really wanna know where your user ID came from?

:shrug:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. Well...

My favorite color is Yellow. I think Rubber duckies are adorable. It's nothing exciting.
Duckie

[arcane1]

8. they also make bath-time lots of fun

I'm awfully fond of them :silly:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. IMHO

the duckie is a little too cute for its intended purpose

[arcane1]

33. hmm, and what...

purpose would that be? Cute is good! :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

35. yes but overly cute is kinda creepy in certain situations wouldnt you say

[arcane1]

36. true, and bath-time is often one of those

cute things are always welcome in the tub, just not always rubber-duckie style cuteness

[LynzM]

4. Hrm....

Death is not an option... 24 hours trapped somewhere with one of the members of the Bush admin. Which one would you pick? ;)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. Well, I think I'd pick the most gullible dim person in the group...

So I'd have to go with Bush. I think a few hours alone with him, feeding him pretzels, with holding anything to drink for a while...just to see what happens. lol
Duckie

[LynzM]

11. ROFL, sounds good :)

I stole the "death is not an option" bit, I admit... it's from www.tomatonation.com, great place to visit if you want funny articles and to kill time... she and her best friend play that, usually 'who would you sleep with' version, LOL.

Are you un-bored yet? Or do you need more questions?

[plcdude]

9. so what is your favorite things to do when all alone?

we really want to know.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

10. It depends...

If I'm hanging out alone with internet access, I'm cruising DU. I'm boring. If there's no internet access, I'm watching something on tv or a movie on DVD.
Duckie

[plcdude]

13. just DU

or do you visit other "sites" too?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

15. I cruise other places...

What really happened, Conservative Underground(Where I rip little idiots apart. lol), A couple General Hospital Spoiler sites, and yahoo games where I play Word Mojo. But Mainly DU.

Duckie

[strategery blunder]

31. When I first found out about CU,

I put a poll up in the Lounge asking if I should go there to troll. The results came back overwhelmingly negative.
I'm so disappointed.:evilgrin:

[Beer Snob-50]

12. Here you go...

George Bush comes to your door looking for a cup of sugar to make Prince Bandar a nice cake. What do you do???

[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. Slam the door.

[The Sushi Bandit]

16. Why is there air?

A tribute to bill cosby

[YellowRubberDuckie]

17. Um, to breathe?

[The Sushi Bandit]

32. No! to blow-up basketballs and vollyballs!

From an early comedy LP by bill cosby titled "Why is there air?"

[skypilot]

18. What is the nature of your boredom?

:evilgrin:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

19. Mind Numbing comes to mind.

It sucks.
Duckie

[JohnKleeb]

20. if you were driving by the neighborhood I was walking home in

and I had no shirt on, what would you say? keep in mind its like 90 degrees out there and I am wearing jeans.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

21. I would offer you a ride home in my ACed car.

And then I'd probably take you to Sonic(or similar place) and get you something to drink. Yer my friend Kleeb. I'd take care of you. lol
Duckie

[JohnKleeb]

22. wouldnt be freaked out?

this dude was like put a shirt on, I am like dude its so hot out here and youre in your car so buzz off. I was pretty thirsty too. You would get me some nice soda right ;)? whats Sonic?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

24. Sonic's a drive in ...

...here in Oklahoma. They have really good small pellet ice in their soda. Anything you want Route 44(44 oz), the biggest you can get.
Why would I be freaked out? You're a guy.
Duckie

[JohnKleeb]

26. people get freaked out over these things

never heard of it but never been to Oklahoma. It was pretty nice though, felt like one of those good ole boys ;). Hell I may do it again tommorow.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. YellowRubberDuckie you know what that is right?

the one thats famous? enhances bathing etc :evilgrin:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

25. Yup...

And if you ask Duckiesplaything, he'll tell you it's the same with me. lol
Duckie

[Duckiesplaything]

38. :D

:loveya: :yourock:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

28. Why does Easter chocolate

taste different from Halloween chocolate?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

29. Um...I haven't noticed that.

Maybe spring makes everything taste better? Maybe Halloween chocolate is evil?
Duckie

[GoddessOfGuinness]

30. I was wondering if it was because the grass

the cows eat in the spring tastes different, thus afffects the flavor of the milk they make...

[NightTrain]

34. Why does a post about Tina Fey's cheek scar get ten replies...

...while my request to provide me with the names of (non-documentary) films that deal with organized labor gets none?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

40. Maybe no one knows.

[Snoggera]

37. What are some good uses for a rubber duckie other than the bathtub?

They don't look quite right being placed in your yard.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

39. It's funny you should ask that...

http://store.gawwk.co.uk/Toys/I-Rub-My-Duckie-Yellow.htm ...
they also have it in a black.
Duckie

[Snoggera]

42. Christmas gifts are now in mind

or, maybe I can think of another, suitable holiday to send gifts - Fourth of July! This is perfect! Thanks for the idea!

[LostInAnomie]

41. What is the craziest thing you have ever pee'd on?

I pee'd on a dog that chased my cat up a tree when I was 8. Beat that.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

43. Um...I'm a girl, so peeing on stuff is hard....

I don't think I've ever peed on anything weird. I think maybe a bush? :shrug:
Duckie

[LostInAnomie]

44. I WIN!!!!

Now I will go back to being pathetic.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

45. Yer not pathetic. Hey, come chat with us!