What phrases using the word "Spanish" must now be changed?

[Rowdyboy]

Spanish Fly?
Spanish Rice?
Spanish Moss?
Spanish Armada?
Spanish America?

Will my English springer "spaniel" be safe from name changes?

How about Polish?

Polish Sausage?
Furnisture Polish? (sorry, I had to)

Any suggestions for their replacements?

[Ohio Dem]

1. You now own a springer Freedom.

And if you don't like it, you're not a good Merikan.

[KamaAina]

2. Freedom Harlem

Freedom onions
Freedom peanuts

...and of course...

The Freedom Inquisition!!

The Inquisition, what a show,
The Inquisition, here we go,
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away,
But the Inquisition's here, and it's here to stay!

[Rowdyboy]

3. Some great ones!

Thanks

I'm thinking Special Forces Fly for Spanish Fly...
How about The Saddam Inquisition? and of course , at every Mexican restraunt in America, Condi Rice on the side.

[DAGDA56]

4. I expect the memo to come down from Jeb this week...

...Puerto Rican born State employees will henceforth be required to speak in either English or Freedom.

[Fenris]

5. "Blue Spanish Eyes" will now be referred to as "Blue Liberty Eyes"

And history textbooks will be altered to include the terms "The War of Liberty Succession," "The Liberty-American War," and "The Liberty Civil War."

[Deja Q]

6. Freedom Fly! Or, better yet, replace "freedom" with "horny"

Now that's hip, and accurate for most of them too! :D

[Kathleen04]

7. What...

happened; has Spain been inducted into the axis o' evil? ;)

[DAGDA56]

8. Well, sort of...if you follow the Bushco premise that...

...if you ain't with us you're against us, and Spain is pulling troops out of Iraq. Actually, it's probably one more reason for W to be angry at Tenant; If he could't fix one simple Spanish election, how can he call himself a "Company" man?

[Kathleen04]

12. I wonder..

how many troops were there before this decision?

[Rowdyboy]

9. Spain and Poland both are leaving the "Coalition of the Unwilling"

therefore they are the enemies of freedom and righteousness.

[Kathleen04]

10. Thanks for the info..

I'm keeping the CNN turned off, for my sanity. :)

[DS1]

11. Christopher Columbus is a f*ckin terrorist-appeasing Traitor!!

[drumwolf]

13. Columbus was Italian, so not yet.....

....I'm sure it won't be long though.

[DS1]

14. but the playbook clearly states that you have to lump in things wrongly

perceived as being (insert name of country suddenly on shitlist)

[drumwolf]

16. Yeah, i forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me.

You're absolutely right that the kind of morans who would wage these kind of moronic witch hunts against perceived "enemies of America" don't bother to make distinctions when looking for random targets.

Last year, when France was on the wingnuts' shit list for not participating in the invasion, someone actually vandalized a dry-cleaning business in Fresno, California, not because the owner was French (actually, he was Lebanese), but because the business was named "French Cleaners."

And let's not forget the post-9/11 hate crimes against not just Arabs or Indians but anyone and everyone who could even remotely be mistaken for Arabs, including Italians, Brazilians and Hispanics.

[SOteric]

17. Don't hold your breath

Berlusconi is a certifiable Fascist. Not the penny-ante kind of Fascist you'd find in the Bush Administration. Noooooo. He wanted to take the negative references to il Duce and Fascism out of Italian school kids history books. Didn’t think it was right to teach the children to judge Fascism unkindly.

[Parrcrow]

15. The Rain in Freedom fall mainly on the weekend.

[dae]

18. No more Spanish omelets. Play up the Spanish Inquisition?

[Mrs. Overall]

19. The Pandemic of 1918 (formerly the Spanish Flu)

now known as the Freedom Flu, spreading death freely throughout the world.

[havocmom]

20. Time to get out our accordians and play

Lady of Freedom, I Adore you.....
Hey, throw stuff at Havocdad; it was his contribution to the game.

[Rowdyboy]

22. Love it!

My cousin used to play "Lady of S****n" on his accordian at family gatherings (early 1960's)...It was grim :eyes:

[kodi]

21. "just like the french" armada

.

[doc03]

23. Arnold can no longer use the phrase"Hasta La Vista ,Baby"

[Rowdyboy]

24. One quick kick, then back to the DaVinci Code!

"Nite all..."