Ok, are there any other DUers besides me who AREN'T stoned tonight?

[Wonk]

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

[LastKnight]

1. im clean...

dude dont look at me like that, im clean i swear.

-LK

[Parrcrow]

2. so you haven't got any?

[southerngirlwriter]

3. Clean and sober here.

:D

[SarahB]

4. Nope

My stoned days were minimal and very done now. I need my brain cleared of cobwebs as much as possible presently.

[SOteric]

5. I'm not stoned...

but I won't make any judgements, either. :hi:

[TacticalPeek]

6. Sorry.

"He who sleeps, dines."

:)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

7. Not me.

Clean and sober. Not that I wouldn't be anyway, but The Bush Economic Miracle kinda forces you to budget.

[Syrinx]

8. I haven't smoked weed in years, but...

Maybe I should do it once a year on 4/20. Wait, that's today....

[Endangered Specie]

9. Clean as a whistle

[REP]

10. Sick'N'Sober

I'm dizzy enough I might as well be stoned, but alas, I can pass any screen for illegal substances, and I have legit scripts for everything else.

[Mobius]

11. Im not

wish I was

[REP]

13. Don't Be Like That

It's I wish I were. Proper use of the subjunctive is important!

[Mobius]

14. If I was high I would have known that

eom

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. If you were stoned you wouldn't say that

:D

[patriotvoice]

12. I just ran 3 miles...

...in beautiful 67 deg. F. weather, and I've got a nice bleary delirium working.

Besides, I'm straight-edge.

[Don_G]

16. Drugs?

I thought you were talkin' about my bible-thumpin' uncle.

[LSdemocrat]

17. Heck, I don't even drink

I'm clean. Never even tried drugs or alcohol.

[MrSlayer]

18. Not me. I have some really nice buds right now.

Nice and crystal laden.

[bloodyjack]

19. not stoned

a little bubbly though

life is shit, alcohol merely tempers the stench, m'kay.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

20. I have never smoked anything...

Never snorted, shot up, etc. I'm totally against drugs. I've seen what they can do. So, no, you're not the only one.
Duckie

[LynneSin]

21. I've never been stoned at night

or at day or any other time.

I don't smoke anything - it was a promise I made to my dad on his death bed (he died of lung cancer)

But I don't begrudge others of their habits

[Loonman]

22. Bleahh...I hate "weed culture"

Just smoke it and STFU.

:eyes:

[Champ]

23. Then why comment?

That's what a Hide-a-thread option is for.

[LynzM]

24. Um, it's not 'tonight' anymore

But I wasn't stoned then, either ;)
Actually, the only time I ever smoked was a weekend in Amsterdam, and I don't have any desire to do it again. But I'm pretty to-each-his-own, as long as you're not neglecting your kids or something because of it!