BurtWorm
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:20 AM
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Republican humor: How funny is this? |
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I think it's hilarious, in a way.
Subject: Demoncrat National Convention Program
2004 DNC Convention Official Program
6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony. 6:10pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton 6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand. 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France. 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. 7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany. 7:45pm - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore) 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop. 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both both male and female couples)
9:30pm - * Intermission *
10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins 10:10pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. 10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!' 10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L. 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN. 11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage cermony (threesomes, mixed and same sex). 11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop. 11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally. 11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:00pm - Nomination of democratic candidate.
Those Republicans are such cards! ;)
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LynneSin
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:22 AM
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1. Hey, I'd go to that convention |
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Better than a bunch of pasty white men sitting around and praying
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Redneck Socialist
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:23 AM
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Think we could get seats near Kennedy? :P
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:26 AM
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4. You defiled the buttcrack'd smiley! |
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LynneSin,
Buttcrack smiley dude gets toasted by large fire-breathing reptile? That's horribly, horribly wrong.
At long last, have you left no sense of decency?
B-)
-MR
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:42 AM
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12. Alright MallRat - always appreciate a well-placed Joseph Welch reference.. |
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:25 AM
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Edited on Tue Apr-20-04 09:26 AM by southpaw
Sounds like a blast!
Maybe Sean and Tim will sign my official 'I *heart* Osama' turban!
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:28 AM
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5. We should be able to write one up for the republican convention |
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Tue Apr-20-04 12:00 PM
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21. Mmmm, I think I might just do that, during class. |
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:28 AM
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6. When do we play "pin the anal cyst on Rush Limbaugh"? |
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:29 AM
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7. Well if we were at the Repuke convention, we could get free samples... |
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from the pharmaceutical companies!!
We hear the makers of Oxycontin and Xanax are real popular!
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BurtWorm
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:30 AM
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9. That actually *is* the terrorist appeasement workshop. |
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:43 AM
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Edited on Tue Apr-20-04 09:45 AM by Richardo
David, remind me not to read your posts around lunch time. (I'm still recovering from the "evidence of a tape worm" post of a few days back.) :scared:
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:29 AM
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at how many I agree with.
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johnnie
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:31 AM
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That's some real funny shit. :eyes: But you can tell that wasn't written by a true Republican, there's not one mention of Clinton's penis.
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:55 AM
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14. That is next days activity: Worship Clinton's Penis like a deity |
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Edited on Tue Apr-20-04 09:55 AM by LynneSin
:bounce:
As oppose to republicans who spend an entire convention day "Find new things we can blame on Clinton's Penis"
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:34 AM
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Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!' Some of the stuff is so ridiculous it's funny such as
'Free Saddam' pep rally.
Terrorist appeasement workshop.
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Tue Apr-20-04 10:15 AM
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15. Here is the 2008 GOP convention program |
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Edited on Tue Apr-20-04 10:26 AM by tjwash
2008 GOP Convention Official Program
6:00pm - Raising of the "stars and bars", and cross burning ceremony. 6:10pm - Opening prayers by Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell 6:30pm - Pro-war speech by Dennis Miller, and the obligitory "we will yet find those WMD's" chant by the crowd. 6:40pm - Toast by Helen Chenowith, with an emphasis on why Jews are destroying the world . 7:00pm - Opening theme of "Springtime for Hitler". 7:10pm - Collect offerings for Halliburton, and the oil industry. 7:25pm - Tribute theme to 1930's Germany. 7:45pm - War rally (Moderated by the entire fox news staff) 8:25pm - Helen Chenowith proposes another toast "Damn Jews!". 8:30pm - Workshop on apologizing to China, and kissing N. Koreas ass. 9:00pm - Wife beating contest. Free "beater" t-shirts given to contestants.
9:30pm - * Intermission *
10:00pm - Posting the Aryan Nation flag by Bill Bennett and Robert Dornan. 10:10pm - Re-enactment of Bush stumbling around the national guard in a drunken stupor. 10:20pm - Cameo by Bill Oriely "SHUT UP" 10:30pm - Demonstration on how to blow up abortion clinics, kill doctors, and praise Jesus by the 700 club. 10:40pm - Helen Chenowith proposes another toast. Those damn Jews are STILL destroying the world! 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the NRA. 11:00pm - Multiple husband shooting ceremonies by the wives beaten at 9pm. 11:15pm - Giving all your money to the fortune 500 corporations workshop. 11:30pm - Strom Thurmond remeberance rally. 11:59pm - Helen Chenowith, now staggering drunk proposes another toast, falls down climbing the stairs, and blames it on the Jews. 12:00pm - Pre-programming of Florida and California Diebold machines.
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Tue Apr-20-04 10:45 AM
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16. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!! |
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11:59pm - Helen Chenowith, now staggering drunk proposes another toast, falls down climbing the stairs, and blames it on the Jews.
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Tue Apr-20-04 10:49 AM
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17. When do they take off their white sheets? And, when is the |
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stand up sendup of the Log Cabin Republicans' speech?
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Tue Apr-20-04 11:58 AM
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20. Freeper flag etiquette question. |
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Do freepers take off their hoods when they play the Confederate national anthem?
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Tue Apr-20-04 11:18 AM
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19. you forgot the endangered species roast! n/t |
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Tue Apr-20-04 11:13 AM
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They're slipping.
Not impressed. NEXT!
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