Caption the man in the pressure cooker

[Lindacooks]

"Geez, is it hot in here, or is it me?"

[bif]

1. My God he looks like Satan.

[Wickerman]

2. Its been two hours since my last drink - and I'm a gettin' surly!

[cheezus]

3. yet another reason DU needs to implement fark style voting

that one was great, luna

[qb]

4. Has anyone ever tried to explain the concept of SPF to him?

(Sun Protection Factor)
At the very least, they could give some Coppertone Water Babies to Pickles with instructions to apply 30 minutes before prolonged sun exposure.

[11 Bravo]

5. Uncle Dick told me that if I twisted my mouth like him

I'd look like a tough guy too!

[skip fox]

6. "Damn it KARL, I AM the WAD! I'm Duck Wad and I don't care what the hell

you say or think! . . . And another thing, I'm tired of having to leave the room at my own cabinet meeting after the photographers leave . . . And one more God damned thing, . . . (W.'s face relaxes and the camera pulls slightly back, so that the viewer can see he's been shouting into a mirror) . . . Wow! I'm ready now! (W. goes to his desk, picks up the phone phone and says): Betty. Patch me through to Karl, would ya . . . Okay, okay . . . Pretty please patch me into Karl . . . Yeah, I'll hold . . . (twenty minutes later) . . . Geez. (Screen goes blank. Soft sound of phone set down in cradle and smell of futility.)"

[TXlib]

7. 10 seconds... The pain begins

20 seconds... You can't breathe

30 seconds... You explode

[BringEmOn]

8. "Turn off the cameras or the microphone gets it!"

[mark11727]

9. Ya never take me alive, coppers, see! Nyah!

With apologies to Mr. Robinson, who did it first, and better.

[cosmicdot]

10. we're going to change one conscience, one soul a time and you're going

to like it ... now, pull mah fingah ...

[Endangered Specie]

11. Monica is Back