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Tue Apr-20-04 04:12 PM
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Jessica Simpson really can't sing. Who told her she can? I saw her |
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on leno or letterman a couple weeks ago, and tuned in just as she was gulping for air and gutteral blasting her way with heaves and sighs through the absolute worst rendition of my once beloved Terry Nun's "take my breath away'.
Well, indeed, she took my breath away. I can never ever hear that song again without being reminded of JS looking like a blow fish as she heaved and hurled her way through what was once a genuine classic song written for a woman with a true Voice.
Who on earth convinced that bent-nosed, poorly dressed piece of trailer trash that she possessed any ability to sing? She mutilated that once brilliant composition...
These teens don't 'sing' anymore. Brittany Spears' guttaral regurgitations have somehow cleared the way for more of these overstylized, talentless women to heave their breasts and simulate passion and sex on stage, while pretending to 'sing'... when in fact it's all little more than nasal and glutenous vocal meanderings comprised of no talent or skills.
MAKE THEM STOP! Please, make them STOP. MAKE HER STOP.
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:13 PM
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1. so do you like her or not? |
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:26 PM
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16. yeah, I'm THAT kinda waffler, ain't |
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:14 PM
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We are a braindead people...what can you do...the good looking corporate backed singers get all the air time regardless of talent because 11 and 12 year olds are the target market..
Destroy your television and you won't have to put up with it.
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:18 PM
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7. and you know, I don't WATCH much teevee... it was an accident... |
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:14 PM
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3. And she does too much with her hands and face when she sings... |
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Stand still, do minimal movement...and you're fine...Whoever told her to do that shit sucks, and needs to be fired. Duckie
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:19 PM
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11. her mother taught her that crap. when she was being the teen christian |
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:15 PM
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4. simpson is famous for being stupid |
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Expecting her to be able to sing on top of her day job is going a bit far, don't you think?
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:15 PM
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5. I'm sorry, you lost me at the word "breasts." |
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:18 PM
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6. "...blowfish" didn't do it for ya eh? |
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Tue Apr-20-04 05:08 PM
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:19 PM
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I recently discussed her performance with Jewel with some of my middle school music classes, and the general consensus was that it sucked. Really bad.
Personally, I'm doing my part to break them out of the braindead MTV mold by playing them things like "Rock and Roll McDonalds". :) As I said in my message to the 8th grade class in this year's yearbook (apologies to Negativland), "Never accept the mainstream as your best entertainment value."
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:19 PM
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9. She's a fucking horrible singer... |
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her VERY creepy dad/manager had to pimp her tits and ass somehow. "Singing" was it.
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:20 PM
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12. ooooo you thinking nasty jon benet kinda things |
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going on there?
you could be right.
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:33 PM
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I saw him interviewed and he said that when she was sixteen he gave her a promise ring and made her vow that she would retain her virginity until her wedding night! That's classic- "All female sexuality in my house belongs to me" Even if such unsavory activity wasn't ACTUALLY occuring, it was certainly being thought about. He is a creepy Texan Southern Baptist minister with a penchant for peddling softcore come ons.
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:38 PM
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Your dad asks you to "go steady?" WTF is that?
There is something reaaalllly strange going on there...
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:22 PM
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15. Isn't her Dad a Christian preacher? |
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:19 PM
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10. All she's good for is for me to lust after. |
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Other than that, she's brainless and can't sing.
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:20 PM
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13. For The Life Of God. I Can't Stand Simpson. What A Airhead. |
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Did I Tell You I Can't Stand Simpson.
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:21 PM
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14. Turn off the tube and put on some Ella Fitzgerald. |
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Or just turn down the sound cuz she has a helluva rack. Who cares about anything else she may posess or not?
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:36 PM
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18. she looks like a drag queen |
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:43 PM
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not even the Vegas variety
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:43 PM
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that's a terrible thing to say |
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Tue Apr-20-04 05:09 PM
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25. yes, there are some fine looking drag queens |
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I have said it before, that drag queens piss me off. Where do they get off looking better than some of us REAL women??? :o
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:51 PM
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22. personally i can't stand divas in general |
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what ever happened to bands....
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Tue Apr-20-04 04:58 PM
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23. Who cares? she's hot. |
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Tue Apr-20-04 05:59 PM
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26. You have horrendous taste. |
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She has no talent. She's an idiot. She is quite likely an excruciatingly annoying human being whose company is utterly unbearable for anyone with an IQ above room temperature. Who cares what she looks like? THe other facts of her personality are enough to disqualify her utterly from any consideration as attractive.
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Tue Apr-20-04 06:05 PM
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'think that may have something to do with it?
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Tue Apr-20-04 09:33 PM
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28. maybe the drag queen look appeals to you |
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I just got back from seeing Connie and Carla. Dammit, those drag queens make some of us hopeless "real" women look very bad. :o
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Tue Apr-20-04 10:30 PM
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31. Jessica Simpson ruined my twice-weekly Pizza Hut lunch buffets |
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She looked so world-class hideous in that close-up shot in the Pizza Hut commercial that I'm too petrified to venture there until the chain has been decontaminated.
One redeeming quality: her husband appears to be a USC fan, based on one 10 minute segment of their show, all I could tolerate.
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Tue Apr-20-04 10:51 PM
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32. I heard this morning... |
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that she just performed with Aretha on one of the VH1 Diva shows -- now THAT I would have loved to see!
Good gosh, trying to keep up vocally with ARETHA -- puh-LEASE! Dream on Jessica. :)
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