Man, I'm gonna go to the Onion for news from now on

[spinbaby]

Much better coverage than CNN:

Iraqis Arming Selves For Independence

Cheney Wows Sept. 11 Commission By Drinking Glass Of Water While Bush Speaks

http://www.theonion.com/

[Canuckistanian]

1. I like this one

Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department

CHEYENNE, WY—After attempting to contain a living-room blaze started by a cigarette, card-carrying Libertarian Trent Jacobs reluctantly called the Cheyenne Fire Department Monday. "Although the community would do better to rely on an efficient, free-market fire-fighting service, the fact is that expensive, unnecessary public fire departments do exist," Jacobs said. "Also, my house was burning down." Jacobs did not offer to pay firefighters for their service.

[muriel_volestrangler]

2. Plus their predictions for the Bush regime in 2001

were spookily accurate. I wonde if they've sneakily altered them after the fact - they're so close.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3701/bush_nightmare.html