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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-04 06:28 PM
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OK, you're me. What do you do???
Edited on Tue Apr-20-04 06:28 PM by northwest
And keep in mind that you REALLY don't want to be me...:eyes:
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-04 06:28 PM
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1. If I'm you, I for sure don't listen to me.
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-04 06:30 PM
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2. I keep the bus going at least 50 MPH so the bomb in it won't go off.
n/t
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-04 06:32 PM
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3. Take ten deep breaths, exhaling slowly after each...Then
Edited on Tue Apr-20-04 06:33 PM by Rowdyboy
JUST DO IT!

You'll regret it for the rest of your life if you don't. I know I do...
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flaminlib Donating Member (243 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-04 06:37 PM
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4. Break into a jewelry store and....
send all proceeds to flaminlib! Small, umarked bills preferred.

Thank you
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Crowdance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-04 06:40 PM
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5. Try out the equipment
(I've always wondered what that would be like.) Then, all nice and relaxed, sit down, quiet down and listen to my heart beating. Then fully feel the place where my body connects to the earth, or the chair, or whatever I'm perched upon. Then listen to my head, breathing out the panic and fear, breathing in the clear, empty air, til all the bad stuff is gone.
Whoo-hoo! Guess it's ok to be you afterall....

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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-04 06:48 PM
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7. Yep, the ollllllll equipment...
Working perfectly since 1994.:7
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-04 06:41 PM
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6. I put the gun down and raise my arms above my head. Very slowly
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