I want a woman to get elected President.

[DarkPhenyx]

Not because I think she'll actually do a better job, she'll probably be as equally screwed up.

I want it so I can be married to her and be the "First Dude" or as I would prefer to be called "First Stud Twinkie". Don't look for me to be pushing for any new Health Plans, or any of that socially concious crap. No, no, no. I'm going to be an an arm decoration and sponge off the job. :)

[rooboy]

1. You'd have to 'put out', you know.... n/t

[DarkPhenyx]

3. But of course!

That's part of the fun.

Think I could get female Secret Service agents?

[VelmaD]

4. If you did, I'm thinking...

the National Enquirer could have more fun with your personal life than they did with Billy Carter. :)

[VelmaD]

2. I was thinking they'd call you...

the "First Love God". But your name would work too. ;-)

[kitkatrose]

5. How about First Stud, for short?

:spank: So, you're gonna reduce yourself to man-candy? :thumbsup: Good going; everybody needs a goal in life. :)

[DarkPhenyx]

6. I figure why not? The rest of it isn't working...

...on a time scale I'm thrilled with. Patience isn't one of my stronger virtues when it comes to the personal stuff.

[VelmaD]

7. Patience my ass...

let's kill something. ;)

[DEM FAN]

8. Agree. Hillary Clinton. Best Damn Woman For The Job.

:-)

[zbdent]

9. You might have to wait until my niece turns 35

She's 17, right now. And she plans on being President.

Smart, good-looking, and a fighter.

I've already said that I'd support her in her every endeavor, but if she gets elected as Pres, I'm running to Canada.

As I said, she's a fighter. She also can be really nasty.

[VelmaD]

10. Uh-oh...

you don't want him anywhere near you're 17 year old niece. Trust me on this one. ;)

[zbdent]

11. Can you say Secret Service?

I think she'll like all those hunky guys willing to take a bullet for her . . .

[jobycom]

12. I started to say "I want a woman and to be elected president, too"

But I thought that was tasteless, and I'm usually not, so I won't say it.

My daughters are ten and five. Give them time. But if you take one step towards them, I'm going to show them this post. Stud twinkie!?