OK, Who Wants To Mock Some FABULOUS Hate Mail?

[Plaid Adder]

Brand new email today, and it is a CLASSIC! Check it out:

"Hey Plaid adder, President Bush is doing a excellent job. Peace is not free and you do have to fight for it. If you don't fight the less than human terrorists, then you get 911. Plaid adder, do you remember 911 or are you just another misguided cultust for the masterbating president clinton and his wife liar? After reading "Things fall apart", I'm wondering about your thoughts concerning the failed president clinton whom has been reduced to spending the rest of his life pretending that he was important and defending his relevance!!! clinton squandered multiple opportunities to protect this country and gets an F grade for his job performance. Meanwhile, the clintons are still fuming over the blue dress pretending it's a right wing conspiracy. For all those that talk up the intelligence of clinton, sorry, he's been exposed and is simply not capable of greatness, it's not in his blood. However, he is on a higher plane as a pervert. I hope the next four years won't be to difficult for you Plaid adder because President Bush will be re-elected. Regards La Jolla"

Have at it,

The Plaid Adder

[terrya]

1. "Peace is not free and you do have to fight for it". No comment.

Meanwhile, I'm shocked, SHOCKED to learn that I voted, twice, for a "masturbating president" :-)

Terry

[Plaid Adder]

2. That's all right, I'm sure 'La Jolla' has too...

...probably more than twice!

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[hyphenate]

He/she could just be jealous

Cause they're not getting it enough or not reaching orgasm when they do it themselves!

[DarkPhenyx]

3. I have to fall back to George Carlin in times like these.

To quote:

"Fighting for peace? Isn't the kinda like fucking for virginity?"

[Canuckistanian]

4. Sad, really sad

Gee, for people who really really really hate Clinton, they just can't stop obsessing over him.
I'll bet this guy once had a job and a family, nice place to live, etc.
Now he's probably living in squalor, hunched over a keyboard somewhere, with scribbled pictures of "Hitlery" adorning his walls, the latest edition of the Rush Limbaugh Letter at his side.
We should start a fund to help these poor hideous creatures.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. It sounds more like

he's the one obsessed with the sex more than us or President Clinton...

[Plaid Adder]

6. Yeah I should point out that the piece he's 'critiquing'

does not mention Clinton even once.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Working Class Hero]

7. <sigh>

I am beyond being tired of this way of thinking. I deal with it so much in this right wing city that I live in, that it doesn't bother me anymore. I take solace in the fact that, for the freepers, their punishment in life is their day-to-day ignorance.

:shrug:

[aquart]

8. I might say:

I'm sorry Bill Clinton never had sex with you. Did you send him mixed signals?

or

Bush clearly prefers OTHER people to "fight for it." His military record is outrageous for a sitting president. The only time he's set foot in Iraq, he never got off the tarmac in an airport hangar. At the same time, Senator Clinton was meeting with American soldiers in the open Iraq air.

or

The Clinton administration foiled the Millennium terror plots and saved LAX. George went on vacation.

or

Excellent presidents give our taxes to their friends and drive the national debt so high America is about to be declared a third world nation? Give me a bad president like Clinton, who balances the budget.

[wryter2000]

10. Teeny correction

Hillary was in Afghanistan on the day * was in Iraq.

[kcwayne]

9. Dear illiterate one

Bush is doing a great job convincing vastly under-educated, illiterate, non-reasoning individuals such as yourself of his worth. It is so much easier to lie to an ignorant, non critical public than it is to deal with mature adults that might question whether a President that is completely inarticulate and incapable of deep thought or analysis should be running the country

[Sal316]

11. I love this statement....

"clinton squandered multiple opportunities to protect this country and gets an F grade for his job performance."

Ask him about....

...the guys in the Federal Pen in NY state for the 1993 WTC bombing.
...catching the OKC bomber.
...NEVER blaming Bush I for the '93 bombing.
...the 1996(?) Anti-terrorism bill that the GOP fought tooth and nail.
...stopping the millenium plot.
...* pulling out of the nuclear agreement with Korea that Clinton negotiated.
...trying to get OBL while following the law on assassinations.

Oh, the list goes on and on.

[wryter2000]

12. Hmmm

However, he is on a higher plane as a pervert.

Really? Was that you in the 747 bathroom with him?

[denverbill]

13. I'd rather have a President who got a BJ from an intern,

than one who has to have Dick Cheney help him testify about 9-11.

[NightTrain]

14. Here's how Clinton fought terrorism:

Thirty-eight days after Clinton took office, the World Trade Center was bombed. The new president responded by capturing, trying, and convicting those responsible for the attack. Ramzi Yousef, Abdul Hakim Murad, and Wali Khan Amin Shah are all currently in prison.

Under Clinton's watch, terrorist plots were also thwarted, such as one to kill the Pope and to blow up 12 U.S. jetliners simultaneously. Also foiled were plots against the United Nations, the FBI building, the Israeli Embassy in Washington, the L.A. and Boston airports, and the Lincoln and Holland Tunnels and the George Washington Bridge in New York City.

So how did Clinton accomplish all that? Among other things, he tripled the FBI's counterterrorism budget and doubled counterterrorism funding overall, he rolled up Al Qaeda cells in more than 20 countries, and he created a top-level national security post to coordinate all federal counterterrorism activity.

Clinton's first and second crime bills both contained stringent anti-terrorism legislation. His administration sponsored a series of simulations to see how local, state, and federal officials should coordinate their responses to a terrorist strike. He created a national stockpile of drugs and vaccines, including 40 million doses of smallpox vaccine. And he coaxed, cajoled, and badgered foreign leaders to join the fight internationally or to do more within their own borders.

So please, Bush-lovers: tell us again how Bill Clinton did nothing to fight terrorism?

[LynzM]

15. LMAO!!

Won't even start in on the spelling and grammar errors. I read that piece you wrote, liked it a lot :D Rock on, share your hate mail, the rest of us need a laugh now and then!

"Peace is not free and you do have to fight for it." Fighting for peace... now there's a brilliant concept :D

[radwriter0555]

16. the poster, La Jolla, is well known on Yahoo Chat, room 4. He's not

very smart, and came here, because I often mention DU there.

he's quite racist as well.

[Plaid Adder]

17. Not smart? Racist? Wow, I'm shocked!

Boy, you'd never know it from the beauty and polish of his prose,

The Plaid Adder