Special Edition Caption: EARTH DAY

[Earth_First]

"George, it works MUCH better the other way around..."

[sniffa]

1. see? the air quaLity at ground zero is fine

[Superfly]

2. "Bad Georgie, Bad Georgie"

As he performs self-frontal lobotomy.

[BringEmOn]

3. World Court Tribunal sentences Bush to life at hard labor.

[zbdent]

4. "Da da dum, dum, dum, another one bites the dust . . .

And another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the dust . . . hey! Gonna get you too! Another one bites the dust!"

[hatrack]

5. "Bush Displays Concern For Trees Using Axe" nt

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[cosmicdot]

6. 3 strikes and you're out

bet he wasn't there 10 minutes

remember him hammering his hand in Aug 2001 when he stopped by a Habitat for Humanity site ... 1/2 hour there, counting getting in and out of the vehicle, and 20 minutes with the medic ...

[skip fox]

7. W. has taken to taking a pillow to work with him every morning

so that he can doze away some of the long lonely hours in the Oval Office. Again, today, he has fallen asleep and dreams:

"Oh my God!!! Hell is a lumber camp where we gotta cut and nail and hammer and saw and chisel and shred trees all day and all night just cause we destroyed them all up above. Geez. . . . Maybe I should talk to my Dad about getting an executive position. . . . I'll bet he's got an 'in'."