Saying the right thing (joke)

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>Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
>his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a
>glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing
>in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room
>and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the
>rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the
>table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
>shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there
>is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at
>the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His
>son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M.,drunk and delirious. Broke
>some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye
>when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is
>everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table
>waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the
>bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady,
>leave me alone, I'm married!"
>
>
>A self-induced hangover - $100.00
>Broken furniture - $200.00
>Breakfast - $10.00
>Saying the right thing - priceless

[Feanorcurufinwe]

1. That's pretty good, lol