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Thu Apr-22-04 07:47 PM
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| Summer's coming, I sweat: How do I keep from being labeled a terrorist? |
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Edited on Thu Apr-22-04 08:00 PM by linazelle
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| otohara
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Thu Apr-22-04 07:55 PM
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| linazelle
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Thu Apr-22-04 08:00 PM
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| 2. Okay, ice water might help....good suggestion |
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Maybe they won't pull me aside at the airport then.
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| DAGDA56
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Thu Apr-22-04 08:09 PM
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| 3. Depends on where you're touring... |
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...I could give you tips for Orlando, but I suspect they would "make" me in New York in a minute...
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| DAGDA56
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Thu Apr-22-04 08:11 PM
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| 6. OOPS! TERRORIST...I thought you said TOURIST... |
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I dunno...hell, everybody sweats/
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| DancingBear
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Thu Apr-22-04 08:11 PM
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| 4. Speak in measured tones and tell Ashcroft it's holy water |
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You're golden - unless he calls you on the water/wine thing. :)
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| Deja Q
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Thu Apr-22-04 08:11 PM
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(I know, "No sex threads!" chants the gaggle of Herberts... :D )
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| Bill McBlueState
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Thu Apr-22-04 08:25 PM
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| 7. Will they check for pit stains at security? |
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as a sign of past terrorist activity?
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| screwfacecapone
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Thu Apr-22-04 08:30 PM
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| 8. summer before election year? |
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You are screwed. Your best bet is to move to canada.
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| linazelle
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Thu Apr-22-04 09:10 PM
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| 11. I hear Canada's nice in the summer, I think I'll look into a move... |
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crossing the border, though, will be HELL! :silly:
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Thu Apr-22-04 08:55 PM
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| 9. Dress in comfy white robes and headscarves |
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like the desert people do. They really know how to handle heat, you know. :7
Oh, and my advice -- bring an atlas along when you fly in an airplane. They are absolutely engrossing, you can read up on your destination, and I guarantee you won't get bored in-flight! :D
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Thu Apr-22-04 09:07 PM
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| 10. A copy of the Koran, and just to be on the safe side... |
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...at least two different passports, more if you can afford it, in case one gets lost.
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Thu Apr-22-04 09:11 PM
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| 12. LOL....OK, and I'll be sure not to fumble with my shoes |
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that should keep the sweat police at bay!
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