funny names: herasmus b. blackenblue

[mopaul]

amanda b. reckonwith

wilma fingerdoo

ben dover and phil mc crevice

any new ones?

[DAGDA56]

1. Hittler Public Relations, in the Columbus, Indiana...

...phone book. (yes, two "t"'s)...if anybody needed public relations.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Dick Fellatio

Seaman Peter Stain, USN

Igotta Ichifani

[mopaul]

3. Conni Lingus

Howie Feltersnatch

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. Heywood Jabome, my all time fav

Shelia Onhorbach

[frylock]

16. 5-6 years ago, there was a union-trib letter to the sports editor from..

Heywood Djablome.

[Bossy Monkey]

23. Heywood also made a Charleston Post-Courier story about the Masters

last year. A protestor identified himself as Heywood Jablome. Hey, whaddayaknow? The link still works: http://charleston.net/stories/041303/spo_13protest.shtml but Heywood is gone. In his place is another link to this wildly funny editorial by the duped reporter: http://charleston.net/stories/042003/com_jscottcol.shtml

Heywood! Heywood!

[On the Road]

4. Helen Pantzaroff,

Kitty Peed,
Verbal Funderburk,
7/8 Jackson (changed so he would be listed first on the ballot),
Herman Sherman Berman,
Evan Keel,
Buncha Love,

and my grandmother had a friend named "Ima Menke" (prounced "men-key")

[mopaul]

5. Carlotta Miles

Laura N. Hardy

[Az]

7. Hoo boy, I got a few

Lets start with family.

My dad's name is Richard Johnson. ie Dick Johnson. Found out recently that our shared middle name may be Arabic for Peter. So Dick Peter Johnson. Sheesh.

New a girl named Crystal Shanda Leer.

Worked with a guy named Harry Bott. Try saying that name over the PA.

He worked with a guy named Dr De'ath, which coincidently I now work with his distant family member Darren De'ath. We are in the computer support biz. One time a while ago he had to log onto a bunch of users systems over the weekend. When people came back on monday we got a rash of callers claiming a hacker going by the name Dr Death aka ddeath had been trying to get into their computers.

Fiance takes calls from orchestras around the world. Took a call from a Mr Rex Hiscox. That one cause a bit of fuss.

In the computer biz we have to cook up login names for people. They can sometimes wind up a bit silly. Here are some of the more classics:

aholme1
asoltit
aluskok

[frylock]

18. in my junior high, the two boy's p.e. coaches names were..

Hiscock and Balsz. No lie.

[KamaAina]

8. I. P. Daily

author of "Beyond the Yellow River" :-)

[Az]

10. The Passionate Russian

By E Nawter Titzoff

Rusty Bed Srings, By I P Nightly

Antlers in the Treetops, by Hoo Goos D Moose

More here http://www.flyingsheep.com/joke/joke.asp?joke_id=74

[djeseru]

9. I van Klinkenbeard...

... or Brunhilda Shagnasty. I also liked Steve Martin's Gern Blanston.

Hey, I hit 100! =)

[Az]

12. Careful

If I remember correctly, 200 hits back. :)

Congrats!

[djeseru]

17. Actually...

...I'm still in awe of the 1000+!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

21. Don't be... we have no lives. Run for your life while you still can.

And welcome to DU.

[mopaul]

13. Zbigniev Brzhinski

hooty and the blowfish

[Bertha Venation]

11. used to work in a mailroom opening donation checks 8 hours a day

I made lists & lists of hilarious names, and damn me, lost them all. I only remember two.

D.M. van ten Dyck (worked w/ a rather prudish young woman who said, "well, that's a name that'll bring a guy to his knees....")

Max & Mabel Poorman -- they sent $700 per week. $700 per week to a fundamentalist christian radio ministry. In 1986. :eyes:

[mopaul]

15. bertha vanation

abbot n. costello

[Az]

14. Real local law firm

One of the big supporters of local public radio. Harness Dickie and Pierce. Ooch.

Favorite company name: Waste Management. Always trying to figure out which word is the verb.

[frylock]

19. ben panzst

[Madrone]

20. Benefits guy at WMU -

Dick Shopper.

:7

I got the giggles over that one - my mom and I were meeting with the WMU people when my stepfather was clinging to life in the hospital. Guy in our meeting told my mom to call Dick Shopper for more info... The stress of flying 2500 miles on short notice, no sleep, and expecting my stepfather to die any day left me fighting back helpless giggles when that name was mentioned.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. Buster Hyman

and I KID YOU NOT!!!! I had a client a couple years back...really I am NOT FUCKINGJOKING named Ima Ho.

[thatgemguy]

24. Iva Bonar

A real name that came up in a discussion at our county commissioner's meeting a few years back.

Lots of snickering and suppressed laughter.