CAPTION * and his mommie

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

[sablescort]

1. Hey Mom, this is where I buried my TANG records!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

2. look momma! see what a goodboy i am! a i shoved that M80 down that

lil'froggies throat and kapowie...... blew that bugger to smitherines just like Iraq!!!..yup i'm doing it for daddy now he'll love me more then that hispanic marring jeb with his lil' brown babbies!

[DemoTex]

3. "Mommer, this here's the bridge to the future. Ain't this purdy land?"

.

[Elidor]

4. "Something about my ass from a hole in the ground."

"I said, 'Listen, dad, have I got a hole for you!'"

[goclark]

5. There They Are Mommie - The WMD! n/t

[Endangered Specie]

6. Boy I wish that was a REAL plank they were walking

[mvd]

7. "Bush has a hallucination about WMDs"

n/t

[BringEmOn]

8. "Hey! Dontcha laugh at my momma's shoes!"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

9. See, momma, over there it was 3ft tall grass just this morning

I had it all cut down so you would be proud of me?

Are ya proud of me mommie? Are ya?

[Kadie]

10. Get back there and make my bed now!

[BringEmOn]

11. "This was once lush, virgin forest until I turned Boise Cascade

loose in here.

[Madrone]

12. Hey! Hey You!

Stop calling my mom a bitch! You! Are you listening to me! Stop laughing!

[PartyPooper]

13. So what if the coat don't fit? Laura made it from an old sofa I once had!

:evilgrin:

[LastKnight]

14. "hey you, come here and explain how...

the healthy forest inititive saved this area... cause i forgot.

i wanna go golfing, wheres the damn green?"

-LK

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. And I am gonna put the swimming pool over there, and over

here I will rip out all this nasty mud and make a target range and practice area for my chain saw.

Just think, mommsy, we will he neighbors!

[cosmicdot]

16. Babs: thank goodness we don't have to set our beautiful feet on the ground

... sure hope no lowest bidder built this ... couldn't they have painted them in aubergine?

[skip fox]

17. "No! YOU go on back! I don't have to listen to you any more.

I'm the president now and that's higher than mother. . . . So there . . . . Oh oh. . . . Why are you looking at me like that?! Oh, . . . you thought I really meant it, didn't you . . . . No . . . I was just practicing my acting . . . That . .. . that was something outta Shakespeare . . . or something. . . . Didn't I tell you, . . . I was thinking about taking actin' lessons? . . . Awwwww, Ma! . . . I didn't mean it . . . . Jeez! . . . I'm still sore from last time."

[cosmicdot]

18. Swamp Things .... THEY came from the SWAMP

[Deja Q]

19. Camerman is thinking "Can this buffoon pose only in this position when...

unannounced?"

For every impromptu pic, * looks disturbed. Does * hate himself and the truth?

His phot-op pics are typically staged and vulgar.

[sniffa]

20. this aLbino chimpanzee and her offspring..

were donated to the preserve by the roger wiLLiams foundation.

[Canuckistanian]

21. Rare photo of Conservatus Ignoramus outside of natural habitat