Perfect for thee Lounge... Rhino gets amorous with car

[Endangered Specie]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/04/22/amorous.rhino.reut/index.html


LONDON, England (Reuters) -- A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a glimpse of nature in the raw at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car.

The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side, denting the doors and ripping off the wing mirrors before Dave drove away with a puffing Sharka in pursuit.

"He was a big boy and obviously aroused," Alsop told the Sun newspaper on Thursday.

"He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell."

A spokeswoman for the park, which says "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals" on its Web site, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years.

"He's got a bit of a reputation this lad and he was obviously at it again," she added.



Go ahead, let the puns begin.

[NightTrain]

1. "Y'see, Billy, when a rhino and a Renault love each other very much...."

n/t

[Kadie]

2. Rhino and Renault sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

[boobooday]

3. Sexy French Cars

Purrrrrrr



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[DS1]

4. Dupe, sucka

[PartyPooper]

5. This brings new meaning to "Auto-Eroticism".

:eyes:

[ForrestGump]

6. R.I.N.O.?