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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 10:57 PM
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Enter the Democrat -- battle of the GOPisEvil kung fu masters


"You killed my teacher!"



"I'm gonna pluck you hard, you jive turkey."


Who will prevail?








Your kung fu...is very small
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 10:58 PM
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1. Is #2 Jim Kelly?
"I don't think I like your island, Mr. Han man."
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:43 PM
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7. Yep, Black Belt Jones himself
Hyah!
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:00 PM
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2. #2 will win
that hair would distract any opponent. LOL
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:03 PM
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3. I'm going to have to agree with this assessment.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:09 PM
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4. "Master, I want to be the grasshopper."


"You too slow to be grasshoppa. You baby seal. Big, trusting eyes. Wait for nice men to club you. You no fight. Die fast. Too bad."
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:22 PM
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5. Hehehehe
wait till you see what I've got cooked up for our pal Dave
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:29 PM
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6. Those two are to friendly looking to be kung foo masters
:-0
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:44 PM
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8. Ah....but the smile distracts, like a cobra's swaying,
and then the Shaolin Democrat strikes!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-04 11:45 PM
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9. Kinda like how Davy Crocket grinned down a bear?
When he was only three?
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