help me accrue 200 posts. ask me anything invasive / rhetorical/ tricky

[bloodyjack]

thank you

[the Kelly Gang]

1. do you have a pussycat ??

[JaySherman]

2. Oops. Wrong replyto. Deleted.

[bloodyjack]

3. nope

i'm allergic to most anything with a pulse. however, i did have a pet turtle for about fifteen minutes, sea monkeys that i eventually released into a nearby pond, cannibalistic gold fish . . .

[the Kelly Gang]

5. shame !..kitties very popular on here !

[bloodyjack]

8. yes

yes they are.

[JaySherman]

4. Do you support George Bush, or do you hate America?

Do you support John Kerry, or are you a terrorist sympathizer?

:eyes:

[bloodyjack]

7. i've lost my sympathy for the american public

and those 'killers' and 'murderers' and 'haters of freedom' whose corpses are daily paraded on national tv were probably friends of my schoolmates. i sympathize with their cause. is that bad?

[JaySherman]

20. Of course it is...

Are you with us or against us?

/sarcasm

[bloodyjack]

22. is this a stake out?

[JaySherman]

24. Hey, you said you wanted invasive rhetorical questions.

:D

[Philestine]

6. Three for one

Invasive - Ever slept with a sibling?

Rhetorical - "Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?"

Tricky - Can you beat the record for 12 marshmallows in your mouth at one time and still manage to articulate "Chubby bunnies"?

[bloodyjack]

9. tough questions!

invasive:i have never slept with a sibling.

rhetorical: knock yourself out.

tricky: Chubby Bunnies . . . is that a song that was popular before my time?

[huellewig]

10. Assuming equal looks.

Would you rather sleep with an Accountant or Economist?

[bloodyjack]

11. accountants are lower maintenance.

i would opt for the accountant.

[huellewig]

14. No,No,No..

Accountants a boring. Economist are fun.

[bloodyjack]

15. my grandfather was an economist and i assure you he was ANYTHING but fun

[huellewig]

18. My class is fun.

And most of the econ classes I took were fun. The accounting ones sucked. Balance Sheet, Statment of Cash Flows. zzz, boring.

Economist make better lovers. :)

[Philestine]

12. Economist

They are used to handling things on a bigger scale

[bloodyjack]

13. well i have a small mind

[Philestine]

16. Brilliant

Hi-jacking a forum for political debate with an excuse to talk about banal drivel.

Sheer Genius. You must work in advertising.

[bloodyjack]

17. this must be your first time in the Lounge, buddy

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

19. Why do you want 200 posts?

What happens at 200?

Will you stop at that point?

Is it "mayahas" or "ma yahas," what is it in either case, and why does it smell bad?

And finally, these pants. Do they make my ass look big?

Okay that's not my ass or my pants but would you agree those pants make that ass look like a pumpkin?

[bloodyjack]

21. once i reach 200 posts i will retire from this thread

but don't ask me why. i guess it's just owing to an acquisitive nature.

the correct pronunciation of my SN is "ma, ha' ya' smell bad" or "My, how you smell bad"

[bloodyjack]

23. oh, and as for those 'pants'

are you sure that's someone's posterior? it's hard to tell.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

25. ohyeah

That there's what they call butt-ugly.

[bloodyjack]

Now I shall retire from this thread for to take my rest

your cooperation is greatly appreciated

[Lasira]

26. dying with laughter at the pumpkin pants

...those are quite scary.

now for some random questions:

if you started a band, what would you name it?
what is the square root of 5?
what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[bloodyjack]

27. what the hell

i would call my band: slashed artery mayhem
square root of 5: er, 2.3? 2.4? you could probably look this up yourself, you know.
that third question, i don't know. i DO know that swallows make terrible mothers though.