Man Charged WIth Cocain Possession Argues It Belonged To His Rooster

[matcom]

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A DEFENSE attorney whose client is facing cocaine charges has argued that the narcotics were actually in the possession of the suspect's rooster and two hens.

Prosecutors dismissed the claim as “absurd and impertinent.”

Police found 67.3kg of cocaine and a revolver hidden in a cage housing a fighting rooster and two hens in the parking lot of a cockfighting den controlled by Francisco Armando Rivera.

Rivera was arrested and charged with cocaine possession, but his lawyer, Manuel Urbina, said his client was never in possession of the narcotics.

“The drugs were in the possession of a rooster and two hens and the law is very clear that whoever is in possession of the drugs is the one who should be accused,” Urbina said.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,9364434%255E13762,00.html

[Guaranteed]

1. ROFL

"Cocaine's a helluva drug."

[GOPisEvil]

2. Well, men are led around by their cocks.

:D

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3. Welcome to Woop Woop

Was there any Rogers and Hammerstein music playing outside the chicken coops?

[Submariner]

4. I love that movie

I'm pregnant, then she throws down a beer...

[derby378]

5. "Cockaine???"

Street names for cockaine include Feedball, Freerange, Crack of Dawn, and Really Weird Snow.

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6. What a cockamamie story!

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