Business Booming At Redneck Swingers Club

[matcom]

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It looks as if the DJ and the MC are preparing for a magic trick, the way they pull a tablecloth from one of the banquet hall's round tables.
Instead, someone spreads the white cloth on the dance floor as a crowd gathers. The MC, who goes by the name Frog and speaks in a coarse twang, coaxes three people to step under the bright lights. One man and one woman, both naked, lower themselves onto the tablecloth. The third is a woman who proceeds to demonstrate a vibrator wired to the couple.

"C'mon, I know you can do it!" Frog yelps.

Behind the DJ table, Dave Carlburg gazes at the scene. "I look at this," he says, "and all I see is money."

Carlburg is the host of Club Erotica, which meets at the same chain hotel in Olathe every third Friday of the month. For $40, couples enter a chandeliered room with a cash bar. Single women get in free; single men pay $75. That's a bargain, Carlburg says, because he runs the only swingers' club in town that allows single men at all. "I'm a pleaser," Carlburg tells the Pitch. "I like to host parties and provide an atmosphere."

http://www.pitch.com/issues/2004-04-22/stline.html/1/index.html

[Skittles]

1. I hope they provide free birth control

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[underpants]

2. Foreplay consists of cleaning your gun and discussing Mopar parts

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