Caption the dufus

[Lindacooks]

Words fail me. I can't even think of anything to say about this dipshit. Why DOES he have to make those faces?

[wysimdnwyg]

1. Hay, mister!

Is this how I hold these here things? OK, now what?

[Ganja Ninja]

2. "Well goll dang I just cut my big toe off with these here clippers."

[Gingersnap]

3. Gee, I hope they remembered to put the depends on me

for some reason the combination of the valium and scotch makes my bowels loose. But these nice perty boys won't embarrass me because I'm president. That's what Karl always says.

[Endangered Specie]

4. The president is speechless as he realizes...

he just stabbed himself in the foot.

[Wickerman]

5. Laura, bring me a beer, and not one of those damn O'Douls

This manual labor shit sucks - I need a drink.

[BringEmOn]

6. Duh, which way did he go?

That stupid look reminds me of that cartoon.

[skip fox]

7. "Geez, guys, these are way harder to toss than horseshoes.

And how can you expect to get any accuracy?"

[BringEmOn]

8. "Huh? I need two hands to operate these pruning shears?"

[skip fox]

9. W. is "thinking": "Boy, oh boy, did Dad ever let me down! He promised

me when I was ten that I'd never have to do a lick of manual labor. And looked what happened. . . . Geez, I gotta do this for another five minutes at least . . . to look good. . . . Boy, it's really sad how some dads just disappoint their kids. . . . Geez."

[cosmicdot]

10. W is thinking: why does Jeb get to supervise ... I'd rather

be looking silly doing this



... at least these young stud boys could take their t-shirts off ... alligator! alligator!

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking":

"Kill the trees. Kill the clouds. Kill brush and birds and song and friendship and joy and bearers of light. Kill 'em all. Kill 'em all!"


On edit: Both boys showing some recent poundage it seems.

[Kadie]

17. Is he mad at Jeb in that photo.

Looks like he wants the mic and Jeb won't give it up. LOL

[VOX]

11. "Shakin' it here, boss!"

Sweaty "Cool Hand Luke" reference. But * sure is no Paul Newman!

edit: typos!

[icymist]

13. Dum DEE Dum dum dol dum Dum DEE DUm...Hey! This is work!

[BringEmOn]

14. "Hey, I don't want to be bent over with Jebby sneakin' up behind me."

[LuLu550]

15. Oye! Are you sure this is what the moile uses?

n/t

[Kadie]

16. W: Damn, I didn't know they still had chain gangs.

[Downtown Hound]

18. U've been snipe huntin' for years

an I ain't never seen uhn yet. But Dick promised me there'd be some here, and dog gone it I'm gonna get me one with these here shears.