I am so freaking bored tonight... why is DU so quiet?

[Catshrink]

The Lounge is slow.... GD is slow..... Maybe it's just me at the end of a crappy week. Maybe I'll go to bed...

[Zomby Woof]

1. don't expect me to entertain you!

What am I, a peasant? :D

[Catshrink]

3. As a matter of fact, I do....

Can't find the Zomberache photo, but this is close:



So, sing me a tune, Pianoman!

[Zomby Woof]

8. you should see how I depress the pedals!

No, on second thought... :o

[Maat]

2. Not sure. Does seem a bit quiet.

Oh, well!

[Momof1]

4. I'm hoping most are on the way to Washington? Maybe?

eom

[Supormom]

26. That was my first thought as well.

There are a lot of people travelling this week-end. My flight leaves tomorrow at 10:00am.

[LastKnight]

5. im doing homework, not up to my usuial mayhem. nt

[Bertha Venation]

shall I tell you about the time I

growled out (melodiously, of course) the "If I were the king of the world" verse from "Joy to the World" in a show before 1,000 concert goers? Who totally dug me?

Or... here, I'll just juggle three apples. do-di do-di do....

[Catshrink]

9. Oh, that sounds like fun!

We definitely need to organize a DU convention so you can entertain us. Heck, enough gin & tonics in me and I make a great Evita.

[Bertha Venation]

13. I'll be there . . .

get me two other female DUers who can sing harmony and we'll kill ya with a Christine Lavin song... "I didn't mean it when I said I hope the cable in the elevator snaps when you step on board . . . ."

[Catshrink]

15. I'm in....

We'll be Bertha and the Evil-DUers.

[Bertha Venation]

16. dig it!

"and I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head and get mangled by the downstairs revolving door..."

great song

'night, all

[TroubleMan]

6. Try this site for a few laughs

go to the video archives....hilarious.

http://ebaumsworld.com/

Also try this one....I laughed so hard I cried at this site:

www.engrish.com

[Catshrink]

17. Thanks for the link!

[Deja Q]

7. Give me a few minutes.

I'm still too timid and unapproachable at bars and I scare people off with my personals ad, so DU's probably my life right now. And I'm an angry white guy! (not the type Donahue had talked about, I'm a man with a soul who cares about this throwback of a society we live in. :D )

[Catshrink]

10. I respect the soul part....

but heck, this is Freaking Friday night. Can't handle deep philosophical discussions. But swearing would do me good. Dumb fucking Bush. There, that feels better.

On edit: This is the level of discourse I'm up to tonight:

[joefree1]

11. How about a joke?

A poor kid from the wrong side of the tracks, wanting to earn some money, started canvassing a well-to-do Republican neighborhood for work. He went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if there were any odd jobs for him to do.
"Well, I was getting ready to paint my porch," he said, "how much will you charge me?"
The boy, without looking about, responded, "How about $10.00?"
The man agreed and told the lad that the paint and other materials that he might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does that poor boy realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
Chuckling to himself the greedy Republican replied, "Well, he was standing right on it. I guess he's desperate for cash."
A short time later, the boy came to the door to collect his money.
"You're finished already?" the Republican asked.
"Yes," the boy replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $10.00 and handed it to the lad.
"And by the way," the boy added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

[Catshrink]

12. Oh that is sweet...

very clever.

[BigMcLargehuge]

14. because no one read my funny post in the iron chef thread :-(

so everyone is bored

[Catshrink]

18. Squid testical ice cream?

What are you drinking tonight, McLarge?

[BigMcLargehuge]

23. just coffee

decaf, even... but being forced into an Iron Chef marathon does things to people...

[Zomby Woof]

19. a kick for Catshrink's boredom

All hail her boredom! :D

[Catshrink]

20. You're a sick man, ZombyWoof.

[Zomby Woof]

22. but you knew that by now!

WHERE THE HELL IS MY SALAD??? :grr:

[Catshrink]

24. I think it's at the bar...

the one that closed 6 years ago.

[Zomby Woof]

25. I think your sister took it

It was last seen on a craps table at the Rio.

[Catshrink]

27. Ah, the Rio. Get some beads!

I have quite a few of them...

But nah, sister doesn't eat much salad. She's like me, *allergic* to green stuff.

[sampsonblk]

21. Why do you think?

Because my sig is screwed up. Otherwise I would be posting a lot more messages.