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aQuArius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 12:20 AM
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I'm working the lounge tonight... Ask me anything!!!
:evilgrin: Whatever you want....
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PfNJ Donating Member (175 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 12:23 AM
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1. will.....
Arsenio Hall ever get another show?????
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aQuArius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 12:30 AM
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2. Not as long as Oprah...
is the richest woman in the world... YOU GO GIRL!!! That is a good thing, we do NOT need any more Arsenio
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:33 AM
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7. Oprah had sad show today
Two women whose ex's killed their kids! So sad. :cry:
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porkrind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 12:44 AM
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3. missing dollar
Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent.

Where did the other dollar go????
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xray s Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 12:50 AM
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4. Halliburton stole it
Its in Cheney's piggy bank
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porkrind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:27 AM
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6. Those BASTARDS !!!
:)
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aQuArius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 12:56 AM
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5. I've consumed....
copious quantities of Appleton Estate's Jamaican Rum.. ask something else... By the way.. The extra buck went to buy Condi a dyke hooker... LOL
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charliebrown Donating Member (231 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:54 AM
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9. I'll take a condi and rum please.
n/t
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 01:50 AM
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8. missing dollar is an easy trick
you only take into consideration the money the girls pay, not the money the bellboy stole, they paid all together (as in money they dont have returned) $27, minus the $2 the bellboy took=25
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