Anyone have some good, punchy quotes about political parties?

[wickerwoman]

I'm trying to collect a few for my class but all I can come up with are ones that are negative towards Dems, like:

“If you’re a Republican when you’re 20, you have no heart. If you’re a Democrat when you’re 40, you have no head.”

“Republicans are Democrats who’ve been mugged.”


I need a few memorable quotes that expose Republican crassness, greed and thinly veiled racism. Can you think of any?

Thanks in advance.

[NMDemDist2]

1. do a google on mark twain quotes

and you might try arrrgggg brain dead

guy from the 30's did rope tricks

what the hell was his name?

it's on the tip of my tongue i swear

on edit somebody "Will" was it Will Rodgers? nah :argh:

on 2nd edit-- Yeah! that's his name

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Will_Rogers

[xray s]

2. My favorite

If you want to live like a Republican, vote for Democrats. ;)

[wickerwoman]

4. Perfect! Got any more?

Thanks for the Will Rogers quotes too AzDem.

[NMDemDist2]

3. will Rodgers-- I don't belong to an organized party

I'm a Democrat