The Free Republic fantasizes about Hillary Clinton being a lesbian

[scottcsmith]

This is one of the strangest threads I've seen yet at the Web's "premiere" site for conservative "discussion," our good friends at the Free Republic.

This is an older thread, but apparently it's "fan fiction" with the premise, I believe, or Hillary Clinton's lesbian adventures in college. I think. I didn't read it because, well, let's just say the Free Republic crowd are not the greatest writers in the world.

For a laugh, click to read the "interactive novel" and wonder what the hell is wrong with conservatives.

[Fridays Child]

1. Why is Free Republic so obsessed with other people's sex lives?

I'm always amazed that anybody would care.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. People who are obsessed...

With what other people do with their genitalia do not do much of anything with their own, as a rule.

[Deja Q]

8. Forgive me

I have no sex life.

I have no social life.

I could say lots of other things, but I won't.

Here's my point: Apart from adults molesting children, I don't give a flying fig what people do in their bedroom.

I don't know what made me a liberal, given what people had done to me throughout my life. Maybe I am mentally ill... :shrug:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Oh dear...

All typed with one hand too, I would imagine...

[scottcsmith]

4. LMFAO!

Oh, that's rich.

[goclark]

5. They are usually freaks

Everything they protest about is usually what they do.

[Frances]

6. Hillary Roomed with Lesbian

or something like that was the headline on one of the tabloids displayed

[scottcsmith]

7. Oh, they've got that covered

A very long story about the lesbian Hillary roomed with in college.

Man, they really like the idea of a gay Hillary at Free Republic. Which is ironic on many levels.

"According to the rumors, Hillary’s alleged lovers included a younger woman who often traveled with her, a popular TV and movie star, the daughter of a top government official and a stunning model who got a career boost after sleeping with Hillary."
-- From the Free Republic.

[Frances]

11. What do they say about the lesbians in the novel by Cheney's

wife? Chelsea is not gay, but Cheney's daughter is, which is fine by me. It just seems that the freepers live in an alternate universe.

[kskiska]

9. And in the next breath they'll tell you she had an affair

with Vince Foster.

As far as their obsession with others' sex lives, take a look at their pictures sometime. They're very critical of other people's physical features, but get a gander at theirs.

[AntiCoup2K4]

10. Well, a couple of them could actually write...

...even if the premise was ridiculous and many of the subplots extremely racist. But we ARE talking Freep fiction, after all :eyes: