Why was Mud-wrestling Banned in the Lounge?

[The Lone Liberal]

I am almost positive that I read a sign somewhere, at sometime, that stated “Mud-wrestling in the Lounge is Totally Banned! Have a nice day.”

Does anyone know the reason for that rule?

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Because you fought dirty.

Of course, that is to be expected with mud wrestling, but....

[DAGDA56]

2. The overnight cleanup crew is union...

...and it just isn't in their contract to deal with mud.

[DifferentStrokes]

3. For the same reason

they outlawed dwarf tossing and any other tacky behavior. Well, they haven't gotten to everything yet. Give it time.

[MichaelHarris]

4. The real scoop

There was an embargo put on Cuban mud. Any good mud wrestler knows that only Cuban mud will do.

[RC]

5. There is always jello wrestling.

Baby oil wrestling.
90W gear oil.... maybe not that one.
Peanut butter wrestling - non chunky, I should think.
Good minds can come up with something to replace mud wrestling.

[MichaelHarris]

6. tapioca

wouldn't be too bad