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okieinpain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 12:38 AM
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Subject: T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T.
Subject: T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T.



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> A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a
> blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,"T-G-I-F."
>
> He smiled at her and replied,"S-H-I-T."
>
> She looked puzzled and repeated,"T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again
> answered, "S-H-I-T."
>
> The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest
> smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back
> to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
>
> The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F'
> means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"
>
> The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'."
>
>
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Semi_subversive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 12:40 AM
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1. Stop blonding on us picks!
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 12:42 AM
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2. A borderline infraction of the Comedy Rule of Three
That was like, 3 - 1/2. Gonna let you off this time :-)
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okieinpain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 12:49 AM
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3. sorry, me no understand. explain please.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-25-04 12:58 AM
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4. Setup is repeated twice,
then comes the punch line. You repeated the setup 3 full times before punching the joke--A VERY DANGEROUS AND RISKY PROCEDURE!!! :P
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