From a freeper on another blog I post to:

[Earth_First]

2004 Democratic National Convention Un-Official Schedule

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:30pm - Antiwar rally no. 1.

6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.

7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.

7:45pm - Antiwar rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.

10:15pm - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:30pm - Cameo by Howard Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.

11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

11:59PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00pm - Nomination of democratic candidate.

Ted drives the Ladies home after Convention

[Cursive_Knives512]

1. Sounds like fun!

Yeeearrrrrrrg!!! :silly:

[Earth_First]

2. My rebuttal:

2004 Republican National Convention Un-Official Schedule

6:00pm - Ann Coulter: Patriotism and YOU!

6:30pm - Caviar & Champagne Reception

7:00pm - Orrin Hatch: Niggers, Spics & Jews, oh my!

7:10pm - Collect offerings for PNAC.

7:25pm - Tribute theme to the G8.

7:45pm - Robert Aderholt: USA and the Ten Commandments.

8:25pm - Billy Graham offers a prayer.

8:30pm - Pax Americana Workshop

9:00pm - Gay Bashing Ceremony

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Planned Parenthood Bombing Workshop

10:15pm - MISSION ACCOMLISHED 4 MORE WARS chant

10:30pm - Cameo by Charelton Heston

10:40pm - Billy Graham offers a prayer.

10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the Corporation of Amerikkka.

11:00pm - Wolf Blitzer hosts: Media gala reception

11:15PM - Maximizing the Patriot Act

11:30pm - "Free the 10 Commandments" Pep Rally

11:45PM - Motorcade to Ground Zero

12:00pm - Nomination of Republican Nominee at Ground Zero*.

[Cursive_Knives512]

3. Oh dear!

That sounds scary. :scared:

[roguevalley]

4. You forgot the following:

A Tribute to the Beer Hall Putsch: Springtime for Hitler and Germany.

The Stepford Review: A salute to conservative women, abayas optional.

Rupublican Leaders of the Future Spotlight: Rick Santorum, A Dog's Man.

[Catfight]

5. What time is the book burning?

What about the Halliburton free plasma TV give aways that come with one channel...FOX?

How about the "How to oust a CIA Operative," and forgetaboutit?

How about, "character assassination, when you can't speak the truth, fight dirty."

[NightTrain]

6. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

Dat's some funny shit, yo!

[NMDemDist2]

7. I was laughing at the Dem one and then yours

ROFLMFAO

[fearnobush]

8. Forgot to add,

(Con)vention temporarily closed as thousands of Greedy Republicans were evacuated due to the excessive decibal noise level from 2-5 million protesters that caused sound vibrations, shaking the Garden against the will of their Massiah George W. Bu$h.

[LoZoccolo]

9. This reminds me of "The Liberal Agenda"...

...that that guy on /Morning Sedition/ reads. He says it's from "our ideological leader Barbara Streisand".