The NASCAR vote? Are you shitting me?

[FunBobbyMucha]

CNN has been discussing this "crucial" Bush-friendly demographic all day. Lessee, beer-drinkers who enjoys watching rednecks cavort recklessly in endless circles to no real end other than pointless violence, with no regard for the amount of oil they're wasting. Yeah, I can see how Shrub would covet this demo.

What about the Wrestling vote?
The Steven Seagal-Boxset vote?
The Fear Factor vote?
The reruns of Mannix vote?
The Monster Truck Rally vote?

Why are these segments of Lowest Common Denominator America being denied their voice?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. What about the kiddie porn vote?

Aren't they an important political bloc?

[KissMyAsscroft]

2. Just CNN doing what they do best...

Whoring for Bush...

Where is the Kerry demographic, complete with one of their commentators dressed in the outfit and endorsing the entire thing?

All this is about is CNN trying to help Bush with the union workers that are not at all happy about getting sacked.

The Repukes can't run on the issues this election, so they are trying to make it a culture war...

And CNN is more than happy to help with that...

[Arugula Latte]

3. Exactamundo.

You got it right.

[yorgatron]

4. did anybody else see the footage from yesterday?

you can add poor sportsmanship to the list.people were throwing beer cans at jeff gordon after he was awarded first place when the race ended under the yellow flag.

[frylock]

12. that's never ever happened at any other type of sporting event either..

remember when daddy hit the referee in the head with the whiskey bottle, honey? Remember? </homer simpson>

[Nomad559]

5. This guy will vote for Bush - Flash Audio

Nascar Prank

[frylock]

6. nice to see such a progressive view..

Lessee, beer-drinkers who enjoys watching rednecks cavort recklessly in endless circles to no real end other than pointless violence, with no regard for the amount of oil they're wasting.

When I go to the race this Sunday, I'll let the 150,000 or so rednecks know that it's all just "pointless violence". If you're sick of hearing about the NASCAR demographic, then do what I do when I'm sick to death of hearing about Survivor or American Idol.. switch the channel.

[Heyo]

9. Don't forget, too....

That 75,000,000 Americans consider themselves NASCAR fans...

I'm sure they'd all love to read that description of them... I'm sure they'd jump at the chance to vote for John Kerry then...

Heyo

[kmla]

7. Come on, FunBobby. Get it right.

That's 'rasslin'!



Wrestling is for those pointy head elitists...

[Sandpiper]

8. Bush is going to win the drunken redneck vote

And this is news?

And before I get flamed, yes, I know that not all Nascar fans are drunken rednecks. But after yesterday's shower of beer cans at Talladega, please don't try to pretend they're not one of the biggest fan bases of the sport.

[frylock]

10. they didn't burn anything like they did at uconn after the ncaa

there are assholes in every walk of life.

[sus]

11. the sight of bill schneider in full Nascar costume

was enough to make me puke.

yes, VOMIT.

oh how i hate him.