She's like the wind.

[Whitacre D_WI]

Well, she is.

[radwriter0555]

1. Princess Wind in Pants.

One of my daughter's many, MANY nicknames.

"Flatulotta" was another one.

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. Dear me.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. The Canvas can do miracles

just you wait and see, damnit!

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. I wait, and I wait.

Yet, nothing.

[Red State Rebel]

4. I thought it was a pull my finger joke :)

[Whitacre D_WI]

5. It always is.

[dolo amber]

7. I hear that you're *like* the wind

If the wind were a big stinky fart, that is...

:P

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. I SMELL like the wind!

But, alas, I am no Jennifer Grey.

[dolo amber]

10. Pre-nose job Jennifer Grey?

Close...

And if I may say...you totally shoulda nailed Charlie Sheen. ;)

[Whitacre D_WI]

12. Who's to say I didn't?

I am a long-term associate of Ms. Fleiss.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

9. She's outta my league...

Just a fool to believe I have anything she needs.

[Whitacre D_WI]

11. Damn straight.

I saw the "diving" photo.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

17. *sob*

you HAD to bring up the diving photo. DoloA is right, you are a big fart (you know, the ones that even you are ashamed of - I'm sure you know those).

[Whitacre D_WI]

18. I am proud of them all.

I love all of my farts the same.

[m-jean03]

13. You mean me?

Thanks, I am like the wind. Free and wild:D

[dolo amber]

14. I wish I were

I'm more like the sludge that comes out of the gutter when it hasn't been cleaned in a while and then a big downpour comes along...

:cry:

[Whitacre D_WI]

16. I've never heard you summed up so perfectly, D!

Bravura!

[Whitacre D_WI]

15. Of COURSE I mean you!

Who doesn't love a pretty young woman who likes older men?

(that was you, right?)

[m-jean03]

20. Well --

As long as they dress in style:9 And come served w/a nice Hollandaise}(

[Whitacre D_WI]

22. Ah, yes.

Well, I do not dress in style; but I do come a nice Hollandaise.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

19. Cannibal!!!!

:o

[m-jean03]

21. You want to come over for dinner?

I'd love to have you.:9

[CrownPrinceBandar]

24. Only if you agree to serve me..........

with some GOOD wine. I saw you talking about some mid-price swill over in your thread. I'm thinking something Australian, like maybe a nice Shiraz.

[rumguy]

23. Wait, I thought chicks didn't fart

[Whitacre D_WI]

25. They fart like howitzers, rumguy.

Like big-ass, stinky, earth-shaking howitzers.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

26. My ex-girlfriend's gas...

was worse than mine. SBD, buddy. Lethal.

[tigereye]

27. true sign of a mature relationship

amusement at each others "eruptions" That's when you know when you really love someone ;)

funny movie on aspects of this question by Michel Goudry ( the guy who made the White Stripes and other's videos)