I have nothing to say……

[The Lone Liberal]

No snappy, witty subject comes to mind. Just a blank white screen! Nope, nothing, nil, void, nada, zero, absent, without substance… wait a moment! Here comes something…yep….just a second… aw shit! Nothing. Okay, let’s really bear down, or is it bare down. Hmmmm, one is a big brown woolly creature that sleeps in a cave and will devour you. I once dated someone similar to that description. The other is without clothing, I also dated someone like that--did you ever show up for a date sans clothing. Don’t, you rarely get a second date, and being booked is a downer. Okay, let me put my mind to this, I am sure that something to say will come to mind.
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Nope…nothing. Sorry call back later.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Bear down, Chicago Bears?

Could you imagine Mike Ditka showing up bare for a date? And what would Diana say? Jeez.